"Mr. Karlman: We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!"

"Marty Jacobsen: She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!"

"Al Torres: It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

"Annie: They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!"

"Tony Moss: I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell."

"She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!"

"[singing] She's the yellow rose of Texas / She charges fifty bucks / She's the richest girl in Texas / And all she does is fuck!"

"[singing] The Farmer in the Dell / The Farmer in the Dell / I had a cherry, once / And now it's shot to hell!"

"Honey, you could never handle me with all these wrinkles of fat. Why, you'd never find the thing... I'd have to piss on you to give you a clue!"

"I have a problem with pussy. I always have, and I'm always gonna."

"You fuck 'em without fucking them! That's what you do! Well, it ain't right! You've got too much talent for it to be right!"

"There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you."

"Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Cristal has left the building."

"You know the best advice I ever got? You're up there on stage, hopin' on a spot. If someone gets in your way, step on 'em. If you're the only one left standing there, they hire you. That's about it. Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Elvis has left the building."

"You can't touch me, but I can touch you. I'd really love to touch you."

"[repeated line] It doesn't suck."

"Glenn Plummer - James Smith"

"Gina Gershon - Cristal Connors"

"Kyle MacLachlan - Zack Carey"

"Elizabeth Berkley - Nomi Malone/Polly Ann Costello"

"The side of Vegas you were never meant to see."

"The most controversial movie of the year is here."

"The television screen has become the retina of the mind's eye. That's why I refuse to appear on television, except on television. Of course, O'Blivion was not the name I was born with. That's my television name. Soon all of us will have special names, names designed to cause the cathode ray tube to resonate."

"[handing Bianca the videotape] Careful... it bites."

"You know me and I sure know you, everyone."

"You'll forgive me if I don't stay around to watch. I just can't cope with freaky stuff."

"Your head, we have you head in the box."

"North America's getting soft, padrone. And the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure... and direct... and strong... if we're gonna survive them. Now, you and this, uh, cesspool you call a television station... and, uh, your people who wallow around in it... and, uh, your viewers... who watch you do it— you're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot."

"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena — the videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television."

"After all, there is nothing real outside our perception of reality, is there? You can see that, can't you?"

"I was once on a talk show with a psychiatrist who worked at the Clark Institute with criminals. He had seen my film, Videodrome and said to me, “I’m almost afraid to be sitting here next to you.” He was totally mystified as to how I could empathize with those states of mind and he obviously, could not. It is mostly intuitive with me. One of the reasons I make a movie is that I’m then in a position where I have to analyze and I enjoy that process.*My images come out of the process of making film. I do really think that movies work on the level of dream logic. However realistic or narrative they might like to think they are, they are dreamlike."

"The movie goes into more than the relatively simple issue of morality, like the ways in which television does alter us physically. It's what Marshall McLuhan was talking about — TV as an extension of our nervous systems and our senses."

"Videodrome is a bioelectrical addiction. Videodrome is the ultimate addiction."

"A vision of enormous impact!"

"A terrifying new weapon."

"A shocking new vision."

"First it controlled her mind, then it destroyed her body... Long live the new flesh!"

"First it controls your mind... then it destroys your body."

"I am the video word made flesh."

"Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!"

"(reading from a book about vampire history) "Here occurs the shocking and frightening history of the wild, berserk Prince Dracula, how he impaled people and roasted them, boiled their heads in a kettle, how he skinned them alive and hacked them to pieces and then... drank their blood." Ja, Dracul... "The blood is the life"..."

"The blood is the life."

"Love never dies."

"[from TV spot] Critics are saying: "Dazzling". "Romantic". "Alluring". "Classic". "Unforgettable". "Lavish". "Astonishing". Words can persuade you, but nothing can prepare you."

"[from TV spot] Nothing you've ever seen, nothing you've ever experienced, nothing you've ever imagined... can prepare you for what's coming."

"[from TV spot] From one of the most celebrated filmmakers of our time... comes the most unforgettable love story of all time."

"[from teaser trailer] Their names are legendary, their destinies linked. An ageless myth meets an uncompromising master."

"Mina: [When utilizing Dracula's power to command the weather] Vînt, adu-mi un dor de ducǎ!"

"Bride 2: [When Mina and Van Helsing are camped outside of the castle] Și apoi venim noi!"

"Bride 1: [When Mina and Van Helsing are camped outside of the castle] Sora nostră."