"She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before."

"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?"

"Tara Reid - Marci Greenbaum"

"Louise Fletcher - Helen Rosemond"

"Christine Baranski - Bunny Caldwell"

"Sean Patrick Thomas - Ronald Clifford"

"Eric Mabius - Greg McConnell"

"Joshua Jackson - Blaine Tuttle"

"Selma Blair - Cecile Caldwell"

"Reese Witherspoon - Annette Hargrove"

"Ryan Philippe - Sebastian Valmont"

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kathryn Merteuil"

"They're old enough to know better, and too young to care."

"Are you in, or are you out?"

"What you can't have, you can't resist."

"In the game of seduction, There is only one rule: Never fall in love."

"Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!"

"Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!"

"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life."

"[Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you."

"We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

"I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore."

"I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house."

"[to his therapist] You have killer legs. I'd love to photograph them..."

"Robert Davi - Al Torres"

"Carrie Ann Inaba - Goddess dancer"

"Bobbie Phillips - Dee"

"Melinda Songer - Nicky"

"Ungela Brockman - Angie"

"Melissa Williams - Julie"

"Rena Riffel - Penny / Hope"

"Dewey Weber - Jeff"

"Michelle Johnston - Gay Carpenter"

"William Shockley - Andrew Carver"

"Patrick Bristow - Marty Jacobsen"

"Al Ruscio - Mr. Karlman"

"Greg Travis - Phil Newkirk"

"Lin Tucci - Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom"

"Gina Ravera - Molly Abrams"

"Alan Rachins - Tony Moss"

"Beyond your wildest dreams. Beyond your wildest fantasies."

"Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show is about to begin."