"GAAAH! *Cough* *Cough* It... was all just a dream? That dream... just... just... sucked... I don't know whether to be relieved or incredibly disappointed..."

"WHOA! Where the hell did that come from!?"

"Suit yourself. If you're running a fever or have a stomachache, just stay the hell away from me. I don't want to catch anything you have."

"Man, are you still keeping that thing under wraps? You'd better bring that sucker out in the next game!"

"Whoa! I thought you were dead."

"Kids should be... IN BED ALREADY!"

"Damn it... this whole thing just... sucks..."

"Quit screwing around."

"Another ship? Oh god, don't tell me they're ghosts too?"

"In the dimness of the full moon, I strike...! I am known as the "Crimson Death," but my name... is Ragna the Bloodedge! None shall accost the Boing Queen, lest they do it over my dead body!"

"Tao? Um... this Tao person... D-Doesn't she wear pants!?"

"I don't have time for this shit."

"Please... just... STOP! If you keep it up with the ghost talk, I'll kill you... AGAIN!"

"Don't put down science!"

"Ah, it appears my tea is ready."

"You tapped into the power of the Boundary, and that's all you've got? You should contemplate your foolishness."

"Shut your insolent mouth, monster!"

"Never again, you vile creature...! Shall we hear that laugh of yours?"

"What a sad shadow of my youthful vigor..."

"Surely you can best an old man?"

"I am here, madam."

"A thousand wolves howl! Bringing forth destruction!"

"I am the wolf's fang! All that stands in my way...will be destroyed!"

"My transformation is quite unusual, no?"

"But of course, milady. I don't wish to appear arrogant, or presumptuous, but please, allow me to explain. The item that Madam Rachel has placed upon the insect Ragna the Bloodedge are the legendary Spectacles of Eros, and a powerful item they are indeed. The effect will spread quickly through all of Kagutsuchi, and soon, no matter where Ragna may try to hide, the power of the Spectacles of Eros will exert their power over others. Everyone, even those who hated him, will come to love him. That... is the dreaded power of the Spectacles of Eros. The Spectacles of Eros were crafted so perfectly, in times of yore, that the person wearing them will not even feel their presence and will never know that they have become the bearer of such a powerful artifact."

"What the deuce?"

"It is my dreeeeeaaam! Naaay, my calliiingggg! To acquire every single candy in the woooorrrlllldddd!"

"Poppycock!"

"Yes, madam."

"My sincerest apologies. I am Valkenhayn, butler to the Alucard family."

"Would you mind terribly if we were to wait here until madam wakes up? She does so... dislike... being moved whilst asleep."

"GIGANTIC TAGER... DRIVER!"

"Behold the power... of the full moon! Night has now fallen, and the moon shines bright. The play is now through!"

"You are too kind, madam."

"Excuse me! Does anyone have a fresh Peking duck? Excuse me!"

"Panda! How could you be so cruel! So evil!"

"Your journey ends here, for I am the Boing Queen's right-hand woman! Tsubaki Yayoi, "The Alabaster Tempest!""

"I'll do it! I'll do it, but first... um... This battle suit you gave me... I'm grateful for it, but th-the skirt is so... um, short... I... U-Um, I'm afraid people are going to see my... my... my p-panties, and... I'm sorry! Please let me fight in my own clothes!"

"What's wrong, Litchi!? Is the panda up to no good again!?"

"My goodness... How much laundry can one woman have!? Nevermind. I've finally finished... now... Panda! Let her go!"

"Wait! That's all the screen-time we get?!"

"That's... that's a panda, right?"

"There's something on your head!"

"I HATE PANDAS!"

"No! They don't! That... that scrap of cloth doesn't hide anything! I might as well be naked!"

"Wh-Wh-What on Earth is she thinking!? Is she crazy!?"

"How could I NOT be upset!?"

"Adorable? Don't make me laugh. They're nothing but lies and deception. They try to hide their murky, yellow eyes in those big black circles; they try to look cute, but I know better! If you let your guard down for even a second, it's all over..."