"GAAAH! *Cough* *Cough* It... was all just a dream? That dream... just... just... sucked... I don't know whether to be relieved or incredibly disappointed..."

"Gasp* Wh-What just happened? Did I get hit by a truck or something...?"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! What the hell are you guys doing!?"

"OK! Everyone, just stop crying. And Carl, I know you can't stop crying, so just try to bring it down a notch, OK?"

"I'm seriously gonna kill all of you guys! You guys are insaaaaaane!"

"Suit yourself. If you're running a fever or have a stomachache, just stay the hell away from me. I don't want to catch anything you have."

"Damn it... this whole thing just... sucks..."

"BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Uh huh! Yeah, that's right! Bring it on, you bastard phantoms!"

"Please... just... STOP! If you keep it up with the ghost talk, I'll kill you... AGAIN!"

"Just leave it to me! I'll do -anything- to take them out!"

"Whoa! I thought you were dead."

"Hey! When did you two become so buddy-buddy?"

"Another ship? Oh god, don't tell me they're ghosts too?"

"Ah, screw it! Get ready, everyone! We're gonna charge in, too!"

"Quit screwing around."

"Nu... knock it off, seriously. So, where's this treasure!?"

"Ngh, what the heck're you doing..."

"GA GA... GOO GOO! (Carnage Scissors!)"

"Shut your insolent mouth, monster!"

"Oh, Madam Rachel... why him?"

"Ah, it appears my tea is ready."

"But of course, milady. I don't wish to appear arrogant, or presumptuous, but please, allow me to explain. The item that Madam Rachel has placed upon the insect Ragna the Bloodedge are the legendary Spectacles of Eros, and a powerful item they are indeed. The effect will spread quickly through all of Kagutsuchi, and soon, no matter where Ragna may try to hide, the power of the Spectacles of Eros will exert their power over others. Everyone, even those who hated him, will come to love him. That... is the dreaded power of the Spectacles of Eros. The Spectacles of Eros were crafted so perfectly, in times of yore, that the person wearing them will not even feel their presence and will never know that they have become the bearer of such a powerful artifact."

"I am here, madam."

"You are too kind, madam."

"Never again, you vile creature...! Shall we hear that laugh of yours?"

"Poppycock!"

"What the deuce?"

"Behold the power... of the full moon! Night has now fallen, and the moon shines bright. The play is now through!"

"Would you mind terribly if we were to wait here until madam wakes up? She does so... dislike... being moved whilst asleep."

"Yes, madam."

"It is my dreeeeeaaam! Naaay, my calliiingggg! To acquire every single candy in the woooorrrlllldddd!"

"I am the wolf's fang! All that stands in my way...will be destroyed!"

"Wait! That's all the screen-time we get?!"

"Your journey ends here, for I am the Boing Queen's right-hand woman! Tsubaki Yayoi, "The Alabaster Tempest!""

"Welcome home, milady. Your tea awaits."

"Panda! How could you be so cruel! So evil!"

"My goodness... How much laundry can one woman have!? Nevermind. I've finally finished... now... Panda! Let her go!"

"Excuse me! Does anyone have a fresh Peking duck? Excuse me!"

"My sincerest apologies. I am Valkenhayn, butler to the Alucard family."

"A thousand wolves howl! Bringing forth destruction!"

"I HATE PANDAS!"

"That's... that's a panda, right?"

"Adorable? Don't make me laugh. They're nothing but lies and deception. They try to hide their murky, yellow eyes in those big black circles; they try to look cute, but I know better! If you let your guard down for even a second, it's all over..."

"How could I NOT be upset!?"

"No! They don't! That... that scrap of cloth doesn't hide anything! I might as well be naked!"

"There's something on your head!"

"What's wrong, Litchi!? Is the panda up to no good again!?"

"Wh-What are these!? U-Um, I think they might be a little... um... tight in the, ah... chest..."

"Wh-Why do I have to wear something so... so... scandalous!?"

"Tao? Um... this Tao person... D-Doesn't she wear pants!?"