"[after Barbossa asks for his plan]] Cuttlefish! Ay? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish...flippin' glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, in'it? Ooor...fish nature. So yes! [Referring to Mistress Ching] We could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or! [starts to go to Gentleman Jocard and then walks around him]...ahh...as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful-I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight!"

"[sees Elizabeth has replaced Sao Feng] And he made you captain? They're just giving the bloody title away now!"

"Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful."

"My peanut."

"[to Gibbs] Why is the rum always gone??"

"He needs the Pearl. "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. [to Elizabeth] And you felt guilty. [to Barbossa] And you and your Brethren Court! Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Jack The Monkey, Ragetti, Marty, and Pintel raise their hands] I'm staying over there with them."

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. [points to Elizabeth] One of you succeeded."

"Naomie Harris — Tia Dalma"

"Mackenzie Crook — Ragetti"

"Lee Arenberg — Pintel"

"Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs"

"Jack Davenport — James Norrington"

"Stellan Skarsgård — Bootstrap Bill Turner"

"Bill Nighy — Davy Jones"

"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth Swann"

"Orlando Bloom — William Turner"

"Johnny Depp — Jack Sparrow"

"[After seeing a big slimy tentacle disappear into the ocean] KRAKEN!!!"

"Every man has a price which he is willing to accept. Even for that which he hopes never to sell."

"I am the sea."

"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up to the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...the Kraken!"

"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you....an escape."

"[Last line, to the Kraken] 'Ello, Beastie."

"Oi, fish-face! [Davy Jones stares at the jar over his head in confusion] Loose something, eh? Scungeli! It- oh- [Jack Topples over down the deck's stairs, the crew cringes; he holds up the jar] Got it! [stands back up] Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sings childishly while the crew all exchange confused looks] I got a jar of di-irt! got a jar of di-irt! And guess what's inside it?"

"We have our heading."

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."

"[repeated line]: Bugger."

"Why is the rum always gone? [Stands up and then staggers] Oh. That's why."

"Where's that monkey? I want to shoot something!"

"[Cotton's parrot: Rawk! Walk the plank!] WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?!"

"Tom Holland - Cutler Beckett"

"Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swan"

"Geoffrey Rush — Captain Hector Barbossa"

"May the Stitch be with you."

"On June 21, The tradition is under attack."

"He's coming to our galaxy."

"His name is Stitch."

"Meet Stitch. This Summer, He's Coming to OUR Planet."

"There's one in every family."

"Doug Stone"

"Kath Soucie - Lifeguard"

"Susan Silo - Computer"

"Debra Jean Rogers"

"Patrick Pinney - Firefighter"

"Kunewa Mook - Hula Teacher"

"Mickie McGowan - Computer Voice"

"Jess Harnell"

"Rodger Bumpass - Man"