"This guy is in love! L-U-V! Ernest is in love. Ernest and Charlotte sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage!"

"We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded."

"Ernest, we're late for work!"

"Pull on it! Pull on it, Chuck!"

"(Thinking Nash is Ernest) You are slime Ernest P. Worrell!"

"This is pathetic."

"Don't worry about that diet, tubby. Once I set this fuse, you'll lose all that weight."

"Here, I'll help you up!"

"Is everyone who works here a moron?"

"This guy is better off in jail."

"Look, I'm not this guy Nash!"

"Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I."

"[Finds Rimshot in the trashcan] What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

"[To Nash's lawyer as he's being taken to the chair] You pal, you're not getting anymore of my business!"

"Stellan Skarsgård as William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner"

"Every Destiny, Every Mystery, Every Secret... Will Be Revealed"

"At the End of the World...The Adventure Begins"

"Dominic Scott Kay as Henry Turner"

"Keith Richards as Captain Teague Sparrow"

"Jonathan Pryce as Governor Weatherby Swann"

"Mackenzie Crook as Ragetti"

"Lee Arenberg as Pintel"

"Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma"

"Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs"

"Tom Hollander as Lord Cutler Beckett"

"Jack Davenport as Admiral James Norrington"

"Bill Nighy as Davy Jones"

"Chow Yun-Fat as Captain Sao Feng"

"Geoffrey Rush as Captin Hector Barbossa"

"Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann"

"Orlando Bloom as Will Turner"

"Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow"

"I have always been fascinated by the work of [Japanese animation director Hayao] Miyazaki. When we needed to get the Black Pearl back to the ocean, I thought, why are we limited to the rules of live-action filmmaking? Once those shackles are off, it is quite liberating. All sorts of ideas start to germinate. The crab is Tia Dalma's motif. Why not do something surreal and connected to her? Giving his escape a subtextual intention."

"The physics of a whirlpool this size overwhelmed the team at ILM [Industrial Light and Magic, the effects company]. The path we were heading down was not achieving the desired results so it all had to be reworked. The initial rendered backgrounds were used as out of focus plates for close-ups which bought us time by getting 100 or so shots in the pipeline and allowed us to completely rethink and re-render the maelstrom for all of the wide shots. This is the exact opposite of how you would normally go about producing this sequence. John Knoll and the team at ILM ultimately pulled it off, but it was a real nail-biter."

"She PRETENDED to love me! SHE betrayed ME!"

"[last words; after Turner stabbed his heart] Calypso..."

"You will not forestall my judgment-a!"

"Ten years, I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years, I looked after those who died at sea, and finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?"

"[last words, in a stunned torpor as his plans fall apart] It's just...good business."

"Advise your brethren: you can fight, and all of you will die. Or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."

"The Brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is for them to decide where they make their final stand."

"You will listen to me! LISTEN! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs and the courage of our hearts! Gentlemen...Hoist the colours."

"You know the problem of being the last of anything, is by and by there’ll be none left at all."

"Dying is the day worth living for!"

"There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain."