"It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes... but - but not because you're possessive, or it's precisely sexual... but because... that is your person in this life. And it's funny and sad, but only because this life will end, and it's this secret world that exists right there in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. That's - That's what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess."

"I'm too tall to marry."

"Matthew Maher - Tim"

"Adam Horovitz - Fletcher"

"I like things that look like mistakes."

"Peter Yarrow - Ira Mandelstam"

"I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray Bans. I'm doing awesome."

"Dree Hemingway - Tipper"

"Amanda Seyfried - Darby Massey"

"Charles Grodin - Leslie Breitbart"

"Adam Driver - Jamie Massey"

"Ben Stiller - Josh Schrebnick"

"Naomi Watts - Cornelia Schrebnick"

"Brady Corbet - Kent Arlington"

"Josh, you know the world isn't a giant conspiracy against you."

"You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else."

"Fletcher: Before you have a kid, everyone tells you, "It's the best thing you'll ever do." And as soon as you get the baby back from the hospital, those same people are like, "Don't worry, it gets better.""

"Ryan Serhant - Hedge Fund Dave"

"It's like... he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since."

"I've learned along the way you can discover more by allowing yourself to be surprised by what you encounter."

"He's not evil. He's just young."

"Rachel: Fuck, I sound like a gay grandma."

"It's like their apartment is full of everything we once threw out, but it looks so good the way they have it."

"Maria Dizzia - Marina"

"Amanda Troya — Pepper"

"Mike Birbiglia — The Social Services Inspector"

"Zoe Colletti — Tessie"

"Nicolette Pierini — Mia"

"Tracie Thoms — Annie's Fake Mother"

"Dorian Missick — Annie's Fake Father"

"George Clooney — Himself"

"Eden Duncan-Smith — Isabella"

"Quvenzhané Wallis — Annie"