"I respect you gentlemen for wanting to roll up your sleeves and build something, stake your claim. Now I came to this country with nothing. And through risk and hard work, I made my own American dream come true."

"Suzy Nakamura as Kim"

"Lennon Parham as Roz"

"Kelly Stables as Rachel"

"Keegan-Michael Key as Mike"

"Lindsay Sloane as Stacy Arbus"

"Jonathan Banks as Detective Hatcher"

"Christoph Waltz as Burt Hanson"

"Chris Pine as Rex Hanson"

"Jamie Foxx as Dean "Motherfucker" Jones"

"Kevin Spacey as David Harken"

"Jennifer Aniston as Dr. Julia Harris"

"Charlie Day as Dale Arbus"

"Jason Sudeikis as Kurt Buckman"

"Jason Bateman as Nick Hendricks"

"(while being held hostage by Rex) You shoot this prick! You shoot this prick right now!"

"(after recognizing the trio in the car chase) Goddamn it! It's those idiots. (only in the extended version) I knew I never said anything about kidnapping."

"Who said anything about kidnapping?"

"(only in the extended version, about Bert) You're very forgiving. Because almost everyone I've talked to thinks he's an asshole."

"Truth be told, Pop and I...we've hit a rough patch lately. He's refusing to cover some of my expenses, blah blah blah. Long story. Anyway, your timing could not have been better."

"(last words) Big mouth, nothing behind it!"

"You honestly think hard work creates wealth? The only thing that creates wealth is wealth. And we have it, you don't."

"Harrison Ford as Detective-Sergeant Joe Gavilan"

"Bruce Greenwood as Lieutenant Bernard "Bennie" Macko"

"Josh Hartnett as Detective K.C. Calden"

"We had a meeting to see if there was even an idea for a Monsters thing. We threw out a lot of ideas, but the prequel as the thing we really got excited about because we wanted to do something about their relationship and we felt like the best way to learn more about these guys was to go back rather than go forward. Then obviously on top of that just the entertainment value of college came up. We felt like, “Oh, come on, Monster College.” Then out of that we really got excited about the idea of Mike’s story. That was the thing that made us realize “Oh, here’s the heart of the movie.” So often movies tell the story of “you can be anything you want as long as you never give up”, which is a great theme and a great lesson, however, sometimes that does not work out. It’s just a fact of life, we’ve all been through it, and we felt like no one ever tells the story for those people."

"John Ratzenberger as Abominable Snowman"

"Bob Peterson as Roz"

"Beth Behrs as Carrie Williams"

"Bill Hader as Referee, Vinny"

"John Krasinski as "Frightening" Frank McCay"

"Bonnie Hunt as Ms. Karen Graves"

"Julia Sweeney as Sherri Squibbles"

"Bobby Moynihan as Chet Alexander"

"Aubrey Plaza as Claire Wheeler"

"Nathan Fillion as Johnny J. Worthington III"

"Tyler Labine as Brock Pearson"

"Alfred Molina as Professor Derek Knight"