"[narrating] Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]"

"Alessandra Ambrosio - Karen"

"Will Ferrell - Brad Whitaker"

"Mark L. Young - Dental hygienist"

"It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad."

"John Cena - Roger"

"Bobby Cannavale - Dr. Emilio Francisco"

"Thomas Haden Church - Leo"

"Paul Scheer - DJ "The Whip""

"Billy Slaughter - Squidward"

"Scarlett Estevez - Megan Mayron"

"Owen Vaccaro - Dylan Mayron"

"Jamie Denbo - Doris"

"Hannibal Buress - Griff"

"Mark Wahlberg - Dusty Mayron"

"Linda Cardellini - Sara Whitaker"

"Bill Burr - Jerry"

"Did you really think you could escape?"

"That Boov has made his final mistake."

"Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown."

"Frank Welker — Pig the Cat"

"RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!"

"Rejoice, humanspeople, The Boov are arrived! Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily to make your mandatory relocation easier. And more fun. So what's up? YOU ARE!"

"No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is; you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this, I have the Shusher. I am your captain [Oh: But you are not good captain.]"

"You know how hard it was for me to fit in? How long that took? Seven-grade girls are mean!"

"Rihanna — Tip"

"Steve Martin — Smek"

"[after finding out Oh was trying to ditch her] You were gonna ditch me?!"

"[after she sees Oh turn green when he lies, angrily] Every time you lie, you turn GREEN!"

"Jim Parsons — Oh"

"Jennifer Lopez — Lucy"

"[after Oh blinds her with the sunlight] Hey! Don't distract the driver!"

"My hands are in the air like I just do not care!"

"Matt Jones — Kyle"

"Well, before I got the password... [Smek laughs] I erased him. Boop. [Smek hits him]"

"[to Kyle, after he sends his directions] Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!"

"It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!"

"I do not I...[after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying] Poomp."