"Father Ripper: We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the book."

"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"

"God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…"

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

"They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior."

"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87."

"Let's pretend I blew up the school - all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"

"Color me impressed. You, uh... you really fucked me up pretty bad, Veronica. You, um... you got power, power I didn’t think you had. The slate is clean."

"The extreme always seems to make an impression."

"[finding Veronica, who has apparently hanged herself] I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya..."

"Today was great, chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

"Our love is god, let's go get a slushie!"

"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes."

"Greetings and Salutations."

"I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."

"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

"What is your damage, Heather?!"

"Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count. Everybody's sad...but it's kind of a weird kind of sad. Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain! I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D.! Are we going to prom or to hell?!"

"Dear Diary, Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."

"This is Dr. Ives. He's in the Nephrology Lab. I was in there a little while ago, and he was suddenly taken ill, and I thought I'd better get him over here right away. He had at that time perhaps an hour to live. Prompt treatment would have saved his life. As a staff doctor, he was seen without preliminaries... His vital signs were taken, an electrocardiogram... which revealed occasional ventricular premature contractions. An intern took his history... and then he was promptly... simply... forgotten to death."

"Stockard Channing - E.R. Nurse"

"Frances Sternhagen - Mrs. Sally Cushing"

"David Hooks - Dr. Joe Einhorn"

"Katherine Helmond - Mrs. Marilyn Mead"

"Kate Harrington - Nurse Dunne"

"Arthur Junaluska - Mr. Blacktree"

"Richard Hamilton - Dr. Ronald Casey"

"Lenny Baker - Dr. Howard Schaefer"

"Roberts Blossom - Guernsey"

"Jordan Charney - Hitchcock, Hospital Administration"

"Nancy Marchand - Mrs. Christie, Head of Nurses"

"Donald Harron - Dr. Milton Mead"

"Andrew Duncan - William "Willie" Mead"

"Stephen Elliott - Dr. John Sundstrom"

"Richard A. Dysart - Dr. Welbeck"

"Barnard Hughes - Edmund Drummond (and an uncredited role as Dr. Mallory, the OB/GYN who discovers he's got the wrong patient.)"

"Robert Walden - Dr. Brubaker"

"Diana Rigg - Miss Barbara Drummond"

"George C. Scott - Dr. Herbert "Herb" Bock"

"I may be crazy, but I think I've operated on the wrong patient."

"Watch them operate!"

"Madness, Murder and Malpractice."

"Behind the lab coat beats the heart of a man who's been pushed to the edge."