American Adult Animated Comedy Films

"Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators."

"Methinks we be boned."

"Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?"

"I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!"

"[after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!"

"Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!"

"That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]"

"There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think."

"All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster."

"Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk."

"[Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens."

"[after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?"

"Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang"

"Carl Weathers - GNC bottle"

"Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair"

"Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup"

"Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda"

"Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box"

"Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy"

"Blake Clark - RadioShack walkie-talkie"

"Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown"

"Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers"

"Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom"

"Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad"

"Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor"

"Norm Crosby - Judge"

"Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey"

"Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife"

"Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman"

"Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman"

"Adam Sandler - Davey Stone/Whitey Duvall/Eleanore Duvall"

"The Ultimate Battle Between Naughty And Nice."

"It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated."

"[To obese boy trying on a bra] Aren't you a boy? [Obese boy runs out sobbing]"

"[When recognition ceremony banquet guests recount abusing Whitey] How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!"

"[Thinks Davey is holding their house up] Mister, if you're gonna kill us, will you take off your wet shoes? You're soaking the carpet."

"[When Davey obnoxiously burps in his face] Your horn works, try the lights!"

"[In a seizure at the end of the film] This is the happiest seizure of my life."

"[To Davey who rejects living with Whitey after his trailer is ablaze] What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!"

"Technical foul! Technical foul!"

"Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's gifts. They definitely have furry underwear!"

"[To the mayor sarcastically thanking him for destroying the ice sculpture] I didn't do it for you. [Does air plank lifting gestures] I did it for the ladies. [Women walking by respond incredulously]"

"[To Whitey] You actually give a crap about winning a patch?"

"[Referring to obese boy on basketball court] Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?"

"[Opens a flask in before courtroom judge] Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. [He takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far, then court spectators all disapprovingly shake their heads] I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo."

"JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!"

"[Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on] Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna [sustains a burp] BA...RF...!"

"[To Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed] I should stick you on a twig and roast you!"

"[To Whitey after toppling the port-a-pottie with him in it down a hill] Smell ya later, poopsicle."

"[Referring to Christmas/Hanukkah holidays] It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it? But you know what? There are some buffoons out there who actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities... gets them even more disgusted. In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug... lives right here in little old dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone. That fool's in the China dragon... coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over. At one time, Davey was a super student, super athlete... super sweet, super kid and the apple of his parents' eye. Now, he's just a 33-year-old, crazy Jewish guy... who lives for making this town as miserable as he is... especially on the first night of Hanukkah. How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later... because right now, Davey's about to get himself into some serious trouble."