"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"

"Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"

"That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black."

"Rest in pieces."

"[Observing plane wreckage] Looks like somebody had a bad day."

"[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?"

"But sometimes having nothing means having nothing to lose."

"[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

"[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene."

"[To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?"

"Evan Ross as Alison "Al""

"Andrew Howard as Ronald Smythe"

"Nancy Travis as Carol"

"Luke Grimes as Michael Silverman"

"Gia Mantegna as Stephanie Silverman"

"Brent Briscoe as Wilerd"

"Welcome to the 21st century."

"Mimi Kennedy as Judge Janovich"

"[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out."

"and THIS is where our STORY ends."

"Shut up Wilerd. Get back in the house."

"Gabriella Wilde as Kelly Tanner"

"If you're gonna talk like that, we'll leave. It's time you give back a bit. [Kelly leaves trailer with Carol]"

"Bobby, get away. She ain't your real sister. She's foster trash."

"Thomas Dekker as Jonas Trumball"

"Richard Dreyfuss as David Silverman"

"We sacrificed everything for you. We raised you."

"[To Ross] If you need me, call me, or you're dead."