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"Robin Kerr - Elros"
"Eli Kent - Lethuin"
"Simon London - Feren"
"I... I come from under the hill. [Smaug: Underhill?] And under hills and over hills my path has led. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen."
"Truly you are mistaken, O Smaug, Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities."
"I was just saying, your reputation precedes you, O Smaug the Tyrannical. Truly, you have no equal on this earth."
"King? There is no king under the mountain nor will there ever be. None would dare enter Erebor, whilst the dragon lives."
"Do not think I won't kill you dwarf! It would be my pleasure."
"Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth."
"It is a crime to wander in my realm without leave, if you forget, you are using the road my people made."
"It has been a long time since Thorin Oakenshield traveled so far east, for what purpose? Where does your journey end?"
"Some imagine that a noble quest is at hand. A quest to reclaim a homeland, and slay a dragon. I myself suspect a more prosaic motive. Attempted burglary or something of that ilk."
"You have found a way in. You seek that which would bestow upon you, the right to rule. The King's Jewel. The Arkenstone. It is precious to you beyond measure, I understand that. There are gems in the Mountain that I, too, desire... White gems, of pure starlight. I offer you my help. I will let you go, if you but return what is mine."
"Do not talk to me of dragon fire! I know its wrath and ruin. I have faced the Great Serpents of the North! [Reveals severe burns on the left side of his face, before it fades back to normal when he backs away] I warned your grandfather of what his greed would summon...but he would not listen. You are just like him."
"Stay here if you will, and rot. 100 years is a mere blink in the life of an Elf. I am patient, I can wait."
"Other lands are not my concern. The fortunes of the world will rise and fall but here in this kingdom we will endure."
"Had the aim of Men been truer that day, much would have been different."
"We are the Dwarves of Erebor. We have come to reclaim our homeland."
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!"
"[taunting Smaug] I do not think to see you so easily outwitted! You have grown slow and fat in your dotage...slug."
"I will not risk this quest for the life of one...burglar."
"I can not risk the fate of this quest for the sake of one Dwarf... not even my own Kin."
"I would not trust Thranduil, the great king, to honor his word, should the end of all days be upon us! You lack all honor! I have seen how you treat your friends. We came to you once - starving, homeless, seeking your aid. But you turned your back! You turned away from the suffering of my people, and the inferno that destroyed us, ihm rheid ahm rhad al sul!"
"Do it again and you're dead."
"If you awaken that beast, he'll destroy us all."
"The Lord of Silver Fountains. The King of Carven Stone. The King Beneath the Mountain. Shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King's return. But all shall fail in sadness, and the Lake will shine and burn."
"All of you! Listen to me! You must listen! Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riven by greed, he cannot see beyond his own desire!"
"[when Bofur, Oin, Fili and Kili show up at his home] No. I'm done with dwarves. Go away."
"[Talking to his daughter while taking the hidden black arrow] Not if I kill it first."
"It never ceases to amaze me: the courage of Hobbits..."
"Bilbo? If there is indeed a live dragon down there... don't waken it."
"[climbing out of a toilet] If you speak of this to anyone... I'll rip your arms off."
"Well, thief. I smell you. I hear your breath. I feel your air. Where are you? Where are you? Come now. Don't be shy. Step into the light. Hmm. There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far... more... precious."
"Do you think flattery will keep you alive? [Bilbo: ...No, no.] No indeed. You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask?"
"Lovely titles. Go on. [Bilbo: Barrel rider.] Barrels? Now that is interesting. And what about your little dwarf friends? Where are they hiding?"
"Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Rider. They sent you in here to do their dirty work while they skulk about outside."
"You have nice manners for a thief... and a LIAR. I know the smell and taste of dwarf, no one better! It is the gold; they are drawn to treasure like flies to dead flesh. Did you think I did not know this day would COME? That a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the MOUNTAIN?!"
"The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne. I ate his people like a wolf among sheep. I kill where I wish, when I wish. My armour is iron! NO BLADE CAN PIERCE ME!"
"It's Oakenshield... that filthy dwarvish usuper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he?"
"Don't bother denying it. I guessed his foul purpose sometime ago. But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. The darkness is coming. It will spread to every corner of the land."
"You are being used, Thief in the Shadows. You are only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it worth NOTHING."
"What did he promise you, a share of the treasure, as if it was his to give? I will not part with a single coin. Not one PIECE of it. My teeth are swords! My claws are spears! MY WINGS... ARE A HURRICANE!"
"I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer. Watch it destroy him. Watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad. But I think not. I think our little game ends here. So tell me, thief - how do you choose to die?"
"YOU WILL BURN!"
"Flee. Flee. Run for your lives! There is... nowhere to hide."
"You think you can deceive me, barrel-rider? You have come from Laketown. This is some sordid scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lake-men. Those sniveling cowards with their longbows and black arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit."
"You care about them, do you? Good. Then you can watch them DIE."
"You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instill terror in the hearts of men. I am King under the Mountain."
"REVENGE?! REVENGE?! I WILL SHOW YOU REVENGE!"
"I...AM...FIRE. I...AM...DEATH."