"When it came to the music … I was just free just to be this crazy narcissist. I wasn't trying to channel anything other than, "I'm going to be the best bloody rock singer I ever could try to be." I just was in creative heaven, to be honest."

"Linus Roache – Jeremiah Sand"

"[as he sets Mandy on fire for Red to watch] The darker the whore, the brighter the flame."

"These arrows cut through the bone like a fat kid eats cake."

"Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock"

"Jade Pettyjohn as Caroline Woolgarden"

"Lily Keene as Sofia Ellsworth"

"Don Swayze as Seacrest"

"Gerald McRaney as George Hearst"

"Tony Curran as James Smith"

"[to his reflection in the mirror] SHUT UP! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Don't you fucking look at me!"

"[to Red, after Red finds his underground lair] You're just meat. Without a soul, without a brain, without anything. Animal. You, you have no spirit – everlasting! No, no radiant light! I possess elucidations you will never know!"

"Ian McShane as Al Swearengen"

"I come for the Reaper."

"Brent Sexton as Harry Manning"

"When I was at the bottom of the pit, screaming in the darkness, wracked with unspeakable pain, for having been denied all that was rightfully mine, He graced me with His light. His hot, loving light. It flowed over me like the pulse of a timeless wave. A wave of pure heat. A mainline of pure and total acceptance. And He talked to me. Addressed me as a friend. He said, "Jeremiah, they were wrong and you are right. So right." And He blessed me with His holy kiss. He said, "You are not separate from all that is. So all that is, is yours." And He gave me His deepest and warmest permission to go out into this world and take what is so very much mine. All of it. Mine. My wants. My needs. My pleasures."

"You are a vicious snowflake."

"John Hawkes as Sol Star"

"Sean Bridgers as Johnny Burns"

"You're a special one, Mandy. I too am a special one. Let us be so very special, together."

"William Sanderson as E.B. Farnum"

"Leon Rippy as Tom Nuttall"

"A psychotic drowns where the mystic swims. You're drowning. I'm swimming."

"[To the mirror] Tell me what to do… tell me what to do…"

"Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane"

"Iestyn Evans as Flying Zucchini Brother #3 and Baby"

"Mak Wilson as Flying Zucchini Brother #2 and Leprechaun Security Guard #2"

"Warrick Brownlow-Pike as Baby"

"Andrew Spooner as Baby"

"Nigel Plaskitt as Flying Zucchini Brother #1 and Leprechaun Security Guard #3"

"Peter Linz as Walter, Manolo Flamingo, Blind Pew, Finger-Snapping Prisoner and Baby"

"Mark Mander as Baby"

"Louise Gold as Annie Sue and Kangaroo"

"Dave Goelz as Gonzo the Great, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Randy Pig and Baby"

"Tina Fey - Nadya"

"Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Bubba the Rat, Angel Marie, Carlo Flamingo, Baby Boss and Leprechaun Security Guard #1"

"Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Foo-Foo, Beaker, Statler, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Link Hogthrob, The Muppet Newsman and Andy Pig"

"Ty Burrell - Jean Pierre Napoleon"

"David Rudman as Scooter, Janice, Miss Poogy, Bobby Benson, Wayne, Gulag Rat, Thingy-Thing and Baby"

"Olly Taylor as Baby"