Team Fortress 2

"Think fast, chucklenuts!"

"Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"

"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"

"[To the Demoman] Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress."

"Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!"

"War is like a game of chess: with guts on top of it! And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war!"

"Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! Now put down those socks and let's get to work!"

"You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden!"

"War: what is it good for? Everything!"

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

"You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!"

"You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."

"You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!"

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"

"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!"

"I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! I ain't afraid of six wee men!"

"Awww.... there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"

"Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next."

"[to the Engineer] Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!"

"The burning you feel? It is shame."

"I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!"

"You are dead. Not big surprise."

"I have seen the enemy! And he is us! But itty bitty."

"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."

"You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!"

"Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! [laughs] Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one."

"Man vs. Sentry? I believe I'll take 900 pounds of precision-machined steel over a little fella that runs fast!"

"We got that done faster than a knife-fight in a phone booth!"

"They call me mule, boy! 'Cause all I do is carry!"

"My 11th PhD is in Applied Ass-Kicking!"

"Zat vas doktor-assisted homicide!"

"Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting."

"Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?"

"Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not zhink ve brought enough body bags."

"I'm gonna saw through your bones!"

"Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?"

"I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!"

"Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist!"

"You'll be needin' another use for that neck."

"You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."

"I don't make the first move, just the last one."

"I love this job. Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head."

"Never complain, never explain, aim for the brain."

"You got blood on my suit."

"Here lies Scout--he ran fast, and died a virgin."

"May I borrow your earpiece? [mimicking Scout in a high-pitched voice] “This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!”"

"[To Scout] Well, off to visit your mother!"

"[After killing a Medic] Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!"

"[To Medic] I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"

"I like my enemies like I like my wines: I let them breathe, for a moment."