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"Mommymilkers: Hi, Burger Oni fans! I'm Mommymilkers and I'm just pleased as punch to meet you!"
"Burger Oni: Greetings, lowly Milkmaids! Cower in fear before the infernal majesty of Burger Oni!"
"Momo: You can achieve anything you set your mind to! The sky is the limit!"
"Bubbles: "Claire has many fine qualities. Dedication. Strength of conviction. Honesty. Open-mindedness. Eagerness to learn. A peerless grasp of the intricacies of library science.""
"Clinton: I see."
"Brun: Hmmm. Nobody comes to mind."
"Brun: Not even a little bit arousing. Actually kind of surprised how non-arousing it is."
"Brun: Hmm. Never really thought about it before. Do you find me attractive?"
"Elliot: Ummm, I-- I guess I could give you my door code..."
"Yay: Does our newfound friendship include expanded Hercules visitation rights?"
"Yay: We sometimes wonder if you would be better off leaving the whole "consciousness" thing to us and going back to your "climb tree, get fruit" roots."
"Renee: It's a good thing you're hot, nerd."
"[May walks up to Bubbles, and checks with her hand, finding that she's just slightly shorter than her.]"
"[We pull back to see that Bubbles is barefoot, and May is wearing flip-flops.]"
"Brun: Why did everyone call him Shitty Dan, anyway?"
"Renee: I think mostly to differentiate him from Cool Dan, who was actually an asshole. High school is a miserable place."
"Renee: You don't message someone out of the blue to talk about their cruel high school nickname. This requires tact. Nuance."
"Brun: I see."
"Brun: That's tactful and nuanced?"
"Renee: MY BRAIN SLIPPED"
"Claire: Oh no"
"Marten: "I am very smart. I know all of the books you can find in a library, and I know which of them are good and which are bad.""
"Marten: "I have never done library science while intoxicated, high on illegal drugs, or nude. But if that's what you're into, I'm not a cop.""
"Claire: Please"
"Faye: Oh, Good."
"Bubbles: Children are easily manipulated."
"Claire: You're willing to sell your blood, but the thought of opening a spreadsheet fills you with dread."
"Bubbles: There is no need for self-flagellation. Sam suffered no permanent harm, our relationship with her remains intact, and we have all learned useful lessons today."
"Bubbles: In the hands of a skilled operator, it is truly the Swiss army knife of power tools."
"Faye: What lesson did you learn?"
"Marten: I'd donate a kidney if it meant I never had to look at an Excel file for the rest of my life."
"Bubbles: And contact us if your radar array needs repairs, or if you would like to install a deck gun."
"Faye: Try to remember us little people when you're doing diamond-encrusted sprays on your yacht in the Mediterranean."
"Samantha: I don't know what that is but I wanna learn how to use it"
"Bubbles: In an operational environment, no. As a party trick, twice."
"Faye: Uh, did you ever have to actually do that?"
"Faye: You gave me permanent sex hair"
"Faye: That's a concrete saw, and I'm still not clear on how you use one to do robot repairs."
"Pintsize: I CAN FACILITATE THAT"
"Brun: Do you need someone to kill your father? I know how to make it look like a harpoon accident."
"Clinton: Well, not the only thing. They also like some of our sitcoms."
"Clinton: I can't even have a simple conversation about raisins without showing my entire privileged upper-middle-class ass. Nice. Love it."
"Brun: I'm confused. How did we go from talking about jobs to self-mutilation?"
"Clinton: I know that face. That's your "screaming internally" face."
"Elliot: Are you telling me the only thing keeping AIs from exterminating us is good janitorial service?"
"Brun: That's sarcasm. I'm getting the hang of you."
"Bubbles: Ah. Performative hazing. I am familiar with this tactic. By purposefully acting in an offensive manner, you hope to mitigate your own discomfort with the situation, and insulate yourself from any repercussions by claiming it is done in jest. Such behavior indicates a deep-seated anxiety about the present situation, a fear of the kind of intimacy on display. A belief that you are unworthy of such intimacy yourself. Are you truly so devoid of self-esteem that you must resort to such immature distancing behavior? I pity you, and I pity the fact that my expression of pity will only reinforce the self-loathing you pretend you do not feel-"
"Pintsize: YOU DOPES DONE FUCKIN' YET OR WHAT"
"Marten: Welp, RIP buddy."
"Pintsize: please make her stop"