Peanuts

"Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown (1977)"

"Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!) (1980)"

"Snoopy in Space (2019)"

"Sally Brown: My report today is on dinosaurs. The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot."

"It's Magic, Charlie Brown (1981)"

"A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)"

"Little Girl With the Braids: I heard you were sick yesterday.."

"Little Girl With the Braids: The teacher says we were supposed to paint these flowers.."

"[Peppermint Patty and Marcie are at Charlie Brown's doorstep]"

"Linus: Charlie Brown! Where have you been?"

"Lucy: [to Charlie Brown's kite] FLY, YOU STUPID KITE! GET UP THERE! GO! FLY! FLY! GET UP THERE! GET UP THERE!"

"Peppermint Patty: Quick, Marcie, I need a pencil and some paper. And I need an eraser, a pen and a ruler."

"Truffles: [to Linus on the roof of her grandfather's barn] Be careful, Linus... You're going to fall!"

"Sally: [to the class] There he was on the snow-covered barn roof! One false move would send him sliding to his death! What a predicament! Who would rescue my sweet babboo?"

"Lucy: Look."

"Linus: You know what? I think I've learned the secret of life. I went to the doctor yesterday because I had a sore throat... The nurse put me in a small room.. I could hear a kid in another room screaming his head off... When the doctor came in to see me, I told him I was glad I wasn't in that other room... "Yes," he said... "That kid will have to have his tonsils out... You're lucky you only have a mild inflammation". The secret of life is to be in the right room!(16 Nov 77)"

"Peppermint Patty: You really liked that Little Red-Haired Girl, didn't you, Chuck? Which would you rather do, hit a home run with the bases loaded or marry the Little Red-Haired Girl?"

"Peppermint Patty: Do you think I'm beautiful, Chuck?"

"Charlie Brown: Hello? Information? Yes, I'd like to talk to a certain Little Red-Haired Girl... No I already have her number... I was hoping you could tell me something else... What do I do when she answers the phone?(29 August 78)"

"Lucy: What's going on?"

"Peppermint Patty: I'd like to ask the teacher a question, but I'm afraid she'll think it's dumb."

"Peppermint Patty: Let me borrow your ruler, Marcie."

"Peppermint Patty: School starts next week. I hope I get better grades this year. I hope I'll be the prettiest and smartest girl in the whole class."

"Peppermint Patty: I called Chuck last night, Marcie.. I don't think he likes you more than he likes me... [as Marcie pulls her hair she yells:] YOU'RE TURNING HIM AGAINST ME!! MARCIE!"

"Marcie: While you were asleep, sir, the world came to an end! You and I are the only people left alive!! Volcanoes were erupting! Icebergs were melting! Everything is gone!"

"Peggy Jean: Pretty girls are human, too."

"Lydia: Linus.. Have you ever written a love note?"

"Lucy: OH NO! ALL RIGHT! WHO'S BEEN IN MY COMIC BOOKS?!"

"Charlie Brown: A letter! I got a letter from my Pen Pal in Scotland! [reading] "Dear Charlie, Just been to the shops.. Ma maw's in bed with a sore heid and ma da's makin mince tatties for the dinner.. Love, Morag.""

"Sally: Why would some girl in Scotland waste her time writing to you?"

"Charlie Brown: I thought she was only writing to me.. Then she tells me she has thirty other Pen Pals!"

"Charlie Brown: Why should a person lie awake all night worrying about everything? Why should a person be burdening with all the cares of the world?"

"Charlie Brown: Sometimes when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window.. She waves at you, and you wave back.. But it's her grandmother. (26 Nov 96)"

"(after Linus reads Charlie Brown's Christmas card to the Little Red-Haired Girl that says, "Merry Christmas from your Sweet Babboo) (holding hand to his face) It's a family expression..(20 Dec 98)"

"(after Peppermint Patty asks him if he'd like to play football with her) I think we've moved away, and I don't know what our new address is...(21 Sept 98)"

"Now I know why we play baseball in the summer... When your shoes and socks get knocked off by a line drive, your feet don't get cold! (03 April 79)"

"(making up a proverb)[to Patty] Life is like an all day Sucker...Here today, and Gone Tomorrow! (03 Jan 51)"

"This is called the loser's walk. It's the way you're supposed to walk when you've lost again. (23 July 95)"

"After Linus asks if people should only worry about today instead of tomorrow No, that's giving up... I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better. (24 Mar 79)"

"My stomach hurts..."

"A new season! This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship! Nothing can sink this vessel except... (Lucy suddenly walks in, announcing she is ready) ..An iceberg! (17 March 97)"

"Yes ma'am, I understand, that's life: Front row in the classroom, last row, back deck in the ballpark. (07 Sep 95)"

"I don't have a ball team, I have a theological seminary! (17 Sep 67)"

"(to Snoopy:) Why aren't you a pony?!! (26 Aug 65)"

"Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68)"

"(on being made a school crossing guard:) When I got called to the office, I was a nobody...now, I'm a man with a badge! (14 Nov 66)"

"Why can't I have a normal (dog, baseball team, groundskeeper, etc...) like everyone else?"

"The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot. (11 Dec 72)"

"(After umpire calls out strike three when he was thinking about Peggy Jean) Whatever happened to strike one and two? (13 Sept 90)"

"Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me! (6 Jul 85)"