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"Mom and dad realized they liked Florida just as much as I did, and they decided to stay here and make this our home...for good. After all the bad publicity, the pancake company couldn't back off the promises made that day by Mother Paula. They ended up donating the land as a wildlife preserve. The owls are still there, and you could see them if they're real quiet. Beatrice and I became best of friends and I never missed a soccer game, attendance was mandatory. Then there's Dana Matherson, who finally met someone who was bigger and meaner than he was. Officer Delinko was promoted to his dream job as a detective and got his first unmarked patrol car. Two days later, he accidentally backed it off a fishing pier. While serving his ninety days of community service Chuck Muckle was hit in the head by a falling coconut. The judge gave him another thirty days for lying down on the job. Curly Brannit quit his job at Mother Paula's, today, he brags that his life has gone to the dogs. Last, but not least, is Mullet Fingers. Well, whenever he wants to get together, he has his own secret way of letting me know. And Florida had its own way of keeping us real busy."
"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"
"Oh, no. To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure."
"Not anymore."
"We will enjoy them."
"Bad kitty! Use the litter box!"
"In our new home."
"See you, mom. Yeah, let's go. See you out of here. We made it."
"I will always hear you."
"This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend, anyway?"
"That's my dad! That's my dad!"
"(post-credits:) What did you get me?"
"That's all, blokes!"
"Thanks a lot! [whoops] Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, we did it! All right! [whoops victoriously]"
"We did it! We did it!"
"(in Chinese) Finish him!"
"Oh no, It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."
"It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."
"You look terrific."
"I do, father."
"RICHIE...!!!"
"Passing the torch is a right of passage that can take many forms. But perhaps the least known and most surprising is the passing of a spyglass. Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down and important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there's always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed."
"Nothing can stop the Claw!"
"(in-credits:) Oh no. They're on to me!"
"Hey! How's it going?"
"Goodbye, Mary Poppins. Don't stay away too long."
"...and an athlete..."
"Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!"
"I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself."
"You do this."
"Aw, memories."
"(in-credits:) Yeah. Wow."
"I'm sorry, Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light the candle."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are and you see us as you want to see us: In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain..."
"Go on. Get out of here. I mean it, Herbie."
"Of course you can...My fair princess."
"I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family."
"It's beautiful! Let's live it here. [they kiss] We'll rent to start."
"The certainest. Yeah, I like that. I'd love to kiss you again."
"And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
"Give me peace."
"Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Debora."
"(in-credits:) Yesterday or tomorrow, that might be a ball but today, it was a strike!"
"And lived happily ever after. At least for now. Hey, I'm only a freshman!"
"A womp bam boom!"
"Bye, Willy. Thanks."
"It's got friends."
"And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."
"Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: Huh. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"