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"(in-credits:) Thanks for noticing me."
"Yeah-heh-heh! We did it, everybody! Oh-ho-ho... YEAH!!!"
"And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit...of magic."
"For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble."
"Throw that junk in!"
"Let's go home. Ah!"
"It's got friends."
"And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
"I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"Aw, memories."
"We will enjoy them."
"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"
"What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!"
"Are you ready to go?"
"I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...Darkman."
"Joe... It's over, honey. Come on, come home."
"Yeah! There's nothing like the holidays. Who wants the gizzard?!"
"Too late! That'll be mine!"
"All right! Yeah!"
"All right, Miss Buttercup! It's time to wrap this mutha up!"
"Come on, Things! Let's go! What's on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. Oh, Things are complicated."
"Yeah, Dad."
"Welcome to the Endangered Species list, you bastard."
"You looked wonderful out there."
"Where is the babysitter?"
"(mid-credits:) Yeah, that's true. Hey about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left?"
"And that, my friends, is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that, my friends, is another story altogether. [smiles, revealing his gold tooth]"
"Oh, no, not again."
"Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send. For I've only two words left and they are: The End."
"I absolutely love Christmas."
"I'll be right here."
"Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!"
"Okay. [Sean and Eve hug and kiss]"
"You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because caring about someone is wonderful. A person you can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about each other. And it's...It's fantastic to know that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you."
"(in-credits:) Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people. Why, look at that guy. Ooh, look at his - Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits."
"Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"(post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go."
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
"WILMAAAA!!!!"
"Ladies and gentleman, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone."
"When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him, he's gross, he bounces all the time, he squeaks, he phase-shifts, I mean he's a Quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts."