Mongrels (TV series)

"Lollipop: And I've still got my virginity."

"Both: But in less than 15 hours, it's a legal technicality..."

"Lollipop (Spoken): Actually, I'm not a virgin..."

"Both: Then we can legally fornicate."

"Both: I'd never dream of breaking the law today..."

"Both: But tomorrow it's my right to do you every which way!!"

"Lollipop (Spoken): Let's elope together. I could be your fiancé."

"Marion (Spoken): Ehh, maybe not...."

"Cassandra (Lesbian crow) If your uncomfortable with coming out, then listen to what I says-bian,"

"Whatever anyone thinks of gays, everyone loves a lesbian!"

"Everybody loves a lesbian, honey,"