"For God's sake, don't shoot me, I'm part Italian."

"This is inexcusable. You can't come in here uninvited."

"Who is that dangerously unbalanced woman?"

"Don't you dare strike that brave unbalanced woman!"

"Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of tile."

"...you are not Burnsy. Burnsy is Burnsy, I mean Eunice is Burnsy, I mean she isn't Burnsy. Nobody is Burnsy."

"It's the television set, Eunice. There's a movie on—a war movie. They're getting dressed for the big battle."

"Well, there's not much to see actually, we're inside a Chinese dragon."

"The point is, the point is... oh god, I've forgotten my point."

"There is an old Croatian saying, Bollixter, which goes..."