"I still wish I could breathe underwater."

"Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities..."

"Not if I don't see you first, sonny..."

"I ought to have stayed in Kentucky where I belong."

"If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out."

"I'm gonna fight you, Steve!"

"I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy."

"Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead! Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois! Ho! Ho! Ho! Land ho! Ho!"

"I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!"

"Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone. I am still blindfolded. My arms are bound. But a young boy has been kind enough …"