"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."

"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s…"

"Evolution, baby."

"Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!"

"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"

"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."

"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."

"Clive, I can feel your boner."

"Clive likes boning space bears!"

"What do you know, the geek shall inherit the Earth."