"First time I met Gaylen was 23 years ago. On the worst night of her life. Her son Kenny and his date, Darla Cleeway, disappeared on the way to the prom. All they found was a wrecked pickup and no bodies. When Gaylen finally believed what happened to Kenny, she asked if she could join the team. That was the beginning for me. Like last night was the beginning for you. [On The Creeper] This thing is ancient"

"Jordan Salloum as Kenny Brandon"

"Ryan Moore as Kirk Mathers"

"Meg Foster as Gaylen Brandon"

"Jason Bayle as Cal Hooks"

"Brandon Smith as Sergeant Davis Tubbs"

"Michael Sirow as Team Leader Miller"

"Chester Rushing as Buddy Hooks"

"Joyce Giraud as Deputy Dana Lang"

"Stan Shaw as Sheriff Dan Tashtego"

"Michael Papajohn as Frank Tow Truck Driver"

"[On why he's a tormented ghost] I'm now a part of it as it is now a part of me."

"Christopher McDonald - Big Chuck"

"Sam Huntington - Eric Bottler"

"Allie Grant - Rogue Leader / Kimmy"

"Billy Dee Williams - Judge Reinhold"

"Chris Marquette - Linus"

"Seth Rogen - Admiral Seasholtz / Alien / Roach"

"Danny Trejo - The Chief"

"Isaac Kappy - Garfunkel"

"Kristen Bell - Zoe"

"Jay Baruchel - Windows"

"The saga's biggest fans on the galaxy's greatest mission!"

"Dan Fogler - Harold "Hutch" Hutchinson"

"Ethan Suplee - Harry Knowles"

"David Denman - Chaz"

"Mary Jo Bassa: Whatever you have to do, however long it takes, promise me you'll find your way home. Plant this seed. Protect the Green Place. Give me this one gift. Promise. The stars be with you."

"Toe Jam: My lips, Dementus's ear. My lips. Dementus."

"The People Eater: Among us are nine hundred and seventy-two devout warriors. Any one of them, if chosen, would've done the same. Each would die historic for the Immortan Joe. That's why you're fools. You're all fools for coming here!"

"There always was, is, and will be war. The Sumerian fought the Elamite. The Saxon fought the Viking. And so the histories grew. There were the Wars of the Roses. The Oranges. The Opium Wars. The One-Day, Six-Day, Thousand-Day Wars. North against South. East against West. The first, second, third, and countless wars of religion and righteous belief. The Oil Wars. Water Wars. The Tri-Nation Nuclear War. The Battle of the Boomtowns. And now, my dears... The Forty-Day Wasteland War. Eyes for eyes. Teeth for teeth. Rage, fueled by grief."

"Behold, the might of Dementus. The Red Dementus and his Congress of Destruction!"

"She took away his voice, and they spent the rest of the day in silence. There are those who prefer that she did more than shoot him. They claim that she ended him in ways more fitting. They tell of righteous perversities and witty mutilations. But this is the truth whispered to me by Furiosa herself. Deep in the Citadel, high up in the hydroponic gardens, there is a tree unlike any other. Its soil is human. Its nutrients human. Maggots debriding his necrotic flesh. It was an echo growing out of a human being."

"Immortan Joe: Let him come. Body search, no weapons. Whatever he wants, we'll listen. Then kill him on the spot."

"My mother and father were soldiers. Even as the world fell, they yearned to be warriors for a virtuous cause. For them, it never happened. I wanna help you find this place, wherever it may be."

"You may be raw, but you have about you a purposeful savagery."

"As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?"

"If you can't do me quick, you're going to have to do me slow. But you are never going to get anything close to what you want."

"Was she your mother? Sister? Did she beg, did she scream? The ones that yell the least tend to stick in my mind."

"It's been a hard day. I lost my convoy. I lost my crew. I'm gonna have to start again. And I'm driving off thinking I oughtta start with you."

"Make yourself invaluable, and Dementus will look after you."

"The Organic Mechanic: Don't worry, love; you'll make an excellent milker."

"Listen to this truth: Big shots rule only because you choose to follow. The power is with you! You are free to choose!"

"Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines."

"Ah, questioning my boss-ority..."

"This is our first fruit. But it's not for you and me. Each of us, in our own way, will vanish from this earth. And then, perhaps... Some uncorrupted life will rise to adore them."

"So gullible. I hold them profoundly in contempt!"

"You fabulous thing. You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of nature."

"I don't fear the loss of bliss in Heaven. Or retribution in Hell. And I've got a fiendishly high pain threshold."

"My childhood, my mother... I want them back. I want them back!"