"I don't do miracles. They're too flashy. And they upset the natural balance. … The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea. That was a beauty."
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Religious comedy films1970s American filmsFilms based on novelsFantasy filmsFilms directed by Carl Reiner
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