"Fuck you, you piece of shit."

"Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun cou…"

"You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, …"

"My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile."

"Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!"

"What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!"

"Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!"

"Fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you for this!"

"People like me, we don't go to the gas chamber."

"You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw."