"If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down you…"

"Should've been nicer."

"You don't trust me?"

"One life is enough for anyone. But there are so many lives within that life."

"You were way too drunk. There are rules."

"I think you'll find people will do a lot of things for you. If you ever just want to put down the beer bottle and let…"

"You food truck people think you're so cool. You're not. I can get ice cream at the grocery store."

"I am going to wait on a customer with no pants on. Tell me that isn't the coolest thing ever."

"And if you're gonna freak out every time that you see a frozen chicken, I think we should go to the hospital. I don't…"

"Who you gonna shoot, you or me?"