"She was nice. Nice is good."

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

"Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies. To make people fee…"

"This is working like gangbusters!"

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

"Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?"

"It's all being wiped away."

"I could die right now, I'm just … happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be."

"I'm constitutionally incapable of making eye-contact with a woman I don't know."