Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

"I'm constitutionally incapable of making eye-contact with a woman I don't know."

"She was nice. Nice is good."

"Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies. To make people feel like crap."

"This is working like gangbusters!"

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

"Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?"

"It's all being wiped away."

"I could die right now, I'm just … happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be."

"I loved you on this day. I love this memory."

"I ditched work today. Took a train out to Montauk. I don't know why, I'm not an impulsive person."

"Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant."

"I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, you know? Taking advantage of every possibility? Just making sure that I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have."

"… you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing."

"I apply my personality in a paste."

"I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told."

"I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours."

"You look familiar. Ever shop at Barnes & Noble?"

"I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me."

"People don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid."

"[Quoting Alexander Pope] "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned.""

"[Quoting Friedrich Nietzsche] "Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.""

"Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias."

"Jim Carrey – Joel"

"Kate Winslet – Clementine"

"Kirsten Dunst – Mary"

"Elijah Wood – Patrick"

"Tom Wilkinson – Howard"

"Mark Ruffalo – Stan"