"Lemon: Yes. She's singing to you, too. "For comfort," she says. Apparently the only song she knows is "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star." She has sung it 1257 times in a row now."

"Winslow: We are not involving the fire department in this"

"Faye: Should we get her, like, a gift or something? What says "I'm sorry your entire body got crushed?""

"Hannelore: Oh, thank goodness. I forgot how strange this town can be sometimes."

"Lemon: You stepped onto the sidewalk just as Crushbot slipped on a misdelivered crate of bananas. Crushbot fell on you. Crushbot weighs several tons. Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off of you, but the damage had already been done. I'm very sorry to tell you, but your body is completely unrecoverable."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Melon: You shouldn't put worms inside AI cores. They get all crispy."

"Yay: Duly noted."

"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."

"Roko: This is ridiculous."

"Roko: Oh no. No no no no. My body, please tell me my body is -"

"Roko: I'm not saying I want to utterly destroy him, I just need to have that option available."

"Dora: Just manhandling each other in my shop, huh? This is what we do, now?"

"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."

"Bubbles: I would rather hope for customers seeking voluntary physical modification."

"Faye: We should put a sign on the sidewalk. "Want a bigger ass? A smaller ass? Second ass on top of your first ass? A secret, third buttcheek? We gotchu.""

"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"

"Iris: I don't need lessons on impermanence from someone made entirely of biodegradable matter."

"Faye: Does every AI in this friggin' town have a cutesy name?"

"Bubbles: I do not find "Crushbot" or "Gyarados Skullfucker" to be particularly cutesy."

"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."

"Bubbles: Speaking of who and where I am today, Faye is my girlfriend now. We are a couple."

"Faye: Sam just clipped her finger to Millie's butt-polymer."

"Bubbles: Oh dear, those are permanent clips. I will fetch the bolt-cutters and a torch to cauterize the stump."

"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."

"Millefeuille: WHADDAYA TOASTING, I GOT A NEW ASS TODAY, LET'S TOAST MY NEW ASS"

"Bubbles: I am calling the police on this conversation."

"Steve: Our boy here has finally decided to do something with his life."

"Roko: I didn't think the sign was a law!"

"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."

"Tai: Sorry if this is a dumb question, but can't you just turn off the drunk-program when it's time to sober up?"

"Millefeuille: Yes, but I have to want to turn it off."

"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."

"Dora: It's not every day you wake up to find a stranger passed out on your floor and they turn out to be a new friend."

"Claire: MY MOTHER HAS DOG SUMMONING POWERS"

"Bubbles: Forgive me if this is insensitive, but reading your body's documentation might prevent unpleasant surprises of this nature from occurring."

"Aurelia: THE COSMOS HAS BESTOWED A GOOD BOY UPON US"

"Aurelia: I'm going to wait until I know you're having a nice time. I'm your mother first, your tetrahydrocannabinol tour guide second."

"Melon: I could never live in a recharging pod. There's not enough room to make terrible mistakes."

"May: Jesus christ, there's "naive", and then there's "Hansel and Gretel getting into the oven of their own free will", and then y'all are on the far side of that."

"Tai: Put on your safari hat, kid, 'cuz I'm taking you upriver."

"Beepatrice: It's okay!"

"Tai [on the phone with Dora]: Hey babe. Claire and her mom got way too stoned and a random borzoi wandered into the house and we need an adult. Yeah that's pretty much how I expected today to go too."

"Beepatrice: P-p-p-please don't fire me! I know I'm not very good at my job but I like it a lot and I try my best!"

"Clinton: I-- I mean, my exams are obviously lower-stakes than yours. If I had my whole future riding on them like you do, I'm sure I'd be freaking out too."

"Bubbles: Suddenly I find my priorities have shifted."

"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."

"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."

"Elliot: Helloooo! I found a Clinton while I was -"

"Faye: I was gonna say 'have sex right here and now to distract ourselves from work stress,' but if you'd rather buy some Google ads..."