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"Roger: Mama, she's a good teacher."
"Dee: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing."
"Mama: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me."
"Dee: She knows me."
"Roger: How is Mama gonna find out?"
"Dee: (reading the underground newspaper) "Principal Bradley smells badly." You're gonna get in trouble from Mama."
"If you don't tell me who sprung the leak, you'll be expelled for at least a week. -Nipsey Russell on The Match Game"
"[repeated line] Hey, HEY, hey!"
"Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh awn"
"Who knows? After this one...who knows what could be next. You could become President of the United States. Mom would be the first lady and I could be Amy."
"[repeated line; to Raj or anyone else] Ooooh, I'm tellin' Mama."
"If you lay one hand on me, I'll tell Mama and report you to the child abuse center. They'll put your picture on 60 Minutes and Mike Wallace will hate you until you die."
"(on school) All you have to remember is listen for the bell. The first time the bell rings, you sit down. The second time the bell rings, you stand up. In between, that's the teacher's problem."
"[repeated line; screams bloody murder] WHAT'S HAPPENI-I-I-I-I-ING?!?!?!?!"
"I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!"