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"The revolution begins January 8"
"Michael Cera - Nick Twisp/François Dillinger"
"Portia Doubleday - Sheeni Saunders"
"Jean Smart - Estelle Twisp"
"Mary Kay Place - Mrs. Saunders"
"Zach Galifianakis - Jerry"
"Justin Long - Paul Saunders"
"Ray Liotta - Lance Wescott"
"Steve Buscemi - George Twisp"
"M. Emmet Walsh as Phil Saunders"
"Jonathan Bradford Wright as Trent Preston"
"Erik Knudsen - Leroy "Lefty""
"Adhir Kalyan - Vijay Joshi"
"Fred Willard - Mr. Ferguson"
"Aria Graynor - Lacey"
"Rooney Mara - Taggarty"
"Jade Fusco as Bernice Lynch"
"That's the best euphemism for getting the total crap kicked out of you that I've ever heard."
"Sarah Gadon - Priscilla"
"Drake - A/V Jones"
"Abby Zotz - Mrs. Crombwell"
"Stephen Young - Dr. Stan Weathers"
"Derek McGrath - Superintendent Sedgwick"
"Lauren Collins - Kelly"
"Megan Park - Whitney Drummond"
"Jake Epstein - Dustin Lauderbach"
"Mark Rendall - Kip Crombwell"
"Hope Davis - Marilyn Bartlett"
"Tyler Hilton - Murphey Bivens"
"Robert Downey, Jr. - Nathan Gardner"
"Kat Dennings - Susan Gardner"
"Anton Yelchin - Charlie Bartlett"
"First come. First cured."
"When Charlie Bartlett listens everyone talks."
"Popularity is a state of mind."
"[with Charlie, trying to convince Principal Gardener to let the drama group perform Kip's play] Sir, would it help if I said I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you let us do this?"
"I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!"
"[speaking of Charlie's father] There are worse crimes than tax evasion, you know."
"Never attack a drunk guy with a gun!"
"I'm fit as a fucking fiddle."
"[last line] Would you like to talk about it?"
"Oh, trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert."
"Well duh dude, this place sucks. But I just worry that one day we're gonna look back at high school and wish we'd done something different."
"I'm just a stupid kid."
"[tapping head] Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!"
"[to his entire school] My name is Charlie Bartlett, and I'm no longer a virgin!"
"Allison Janney - Bren MacGuff"
"Rainn Wilson - Rollo"
"Eileen Pedde - Gerta Rauss"
"Olivia Thirlby - Leah"