Talk Shows

"End of Level Boss: You will always make dinner! Why? Because you have inferior attack pattern."

"Dave: [In response to an American panellist saying, "If [Australians] don't vote, you get fined."] Yeah, and if you don't vote you get George Bush!"

"Osama Bin Ladin hiding in hole: Not sure how he got to Tasmania"

"George Bush discovers Bird Flu: Decides to invade Turkey"

"Pope ponders evolution: Hmmm, no."

"The Glass House finally removed from detention centres: refugees happy, now think that torture is over."

""Dicko boycotts ARIAs: No one gives a shit" (September 25, 2004)"

""Will Anderson to write and star in a comedy show with Rove: Australian comedy dies" (September 25, 2004)"

""Two Australians Kidnapped in Iraq: Unfortunately not Will Anderson" (September 17, 2004)"

"Wil: [Politically correct version of 'baa, baa black sheep'] Blah, blah, blah. I hate myself Pass the weed. I have to testify in court."