"A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surf board, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Specially Tank he is definitely not a winner."

"Stepped on me? Stepped on me? Are you kiddin' me? This guy was dancing all over me. I mean, just look at this. Broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken…!"

"[last lines] DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!! I AM REGGIE BELAFONTE! [Mikey rips his hair off] Turn that thing off! MIKEY, YOU ARE SO FIRED!!! [Mikey: I can't imagine a better day.]"

"I PROMOTE HAPPINESS!!! CAN YOU SEE THE HAPPINESS EMANATING FROM ME?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Hey, Mikey, why don't you head on over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!"

"I… I… Mom I… I wasn’t polishing, I was talking to my friends! (beat, turns to camera) I'm gonna be polishing later."

"A role model? No. But I consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. [chuckles] Good luck, kids!"

"No joy, man. No joy. Fail."

"Bring me some more clams!"

"That cloud looks like a kitten!"

"[repeated line] Radical."

"Squidito on el stickito?"

"Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!"

"Somebody help the chicken!"

"What’s with the "boom-chika-boom"?!"

"Ah, that didn't take too long. I feel lightheaded."

"They see their goal. They just go for it! They're not in it for the money or the glory. They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay."

"Could somebody help the chicken?"

"Can't this blubber ball go any faster? Step on it, fish stick!"

"Whoa! Start the whale."

"[repeated line] I can't imagine a better day."

"Jeff Bridges as Zeke "Big Z/Geek" Topanga"

"Zooey Deschanel as Lani Aliikai"

"Mario Cantone as Mikey Abromowitz"

"Jon Heder as Chicken Joe"

"Like what, like singing and dancing? [laughs] No, not me man, I just surf."

"I hope the cameras are rolling cause you're gonna want to watch this over and over and over again."

"Interviewer "Still, it must have been traumatic." Cody "No not for me man, not for me.""

""Cody's this, Cody's that" - Cody's me bro. Let me be me. When's that gonna start?"

"Chris Buck as himself"

"Ash Brannon as himself"

"Tom Sizemore - DEA Agent Dietz"

"Anthony Kiedis - Tone"

"Lee Tergesen - Rosie"

"You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?"

"I am an F.B.I. Agent."

"Utah, get me two!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!"

"If you want the ultimate rush, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

"100% Pure Adrenaline."

"27 banks in three years - anything to catch the perfect wave!"

"In California, you can party, have sex and surf, before it's time to go to work."

"It's not about good guys and bad guys. It's a little more complicated when your good guy-your hero-is seduced by the darkness inside him and your 'villain' is no villain whatsoever, he's more of an anti-hero."