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April 10, 2026
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"Michael Winslow as Welfare Comedian"
"Sy Kramer as Mr. Neatnik"
"Shit, man. I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man."
"Rikki Marin as Gloria"
"Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!"
"Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone."
"Edie McClurg as Gloria's mom"
"Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man."
"Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!"
"Ed Peck as Cop Shotgun"
"Cheech Marin as Cheech and Dwayne "Red" Mendoza"
"[singing] Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."
"Tommy Chong as Chong "Man""
"Stacy Keach - Sergeant Stedenko"
"Tom Skerritt - Strawberry"
"Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner"
"Tommy Chong - Anthony "Man" Stoner"
"It will make you feel VERY funny!"
"Ellen Barkin (uncredited) - Guitar-playing woman"
"David Nelson - a Roxy Theatre doorman"
"Edie Adams - Tempest Stoner"
"Kurt Kaufman - a Roxy Theatre doorman"
"You'll be rolling in the aisles!"
"Don't miss the only film where the heroes get wiped out in the first five minutes!"
"DON'T go straight to see this film!"
"Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas"
"Rodney Bingenheimer - Himself"
"Martin Freeman - Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham"
"Kellie Knight - Julie"
"Rohan Mitra - Kate Hedges"
"Michael Gambon - Prime Minister"
"Charles Dance - Deputy Prime Minister David Carlton"
"Barbara New - Nan"
"Daniele Lavender - Maid (as Daniella Lavender)"
"Blair Beware"
"Guess Who's In Da House?"
"Olegar Fedoro - Russian Minister"
"Sacha Baron Cohen as Alistair Leslie Graham "Ali G" /Borat Sagdiyev"
"Me Iz Introducin’ A White Paper"
"Ray Panthaki - Hassan B"
"Tony Way - Not-Dangerous Dave"
"Capri Ashby - Nurse Nina"
"(after Ali G and his gang break into Downing Street) This is a terrorist attack, shoot on sight!"
"Now, I am going to shoot you!"
"Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood"
"I think we should "keep it real.""
"[to Ali] You know, you are unbelievably stupid."
"Vote Ali G"
"Emilio Rivera - Rico"
"Ali, come on, World War Three's breaking out, you need to do something!"