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"For a knight, you think too much about riches. Ah, but of course! You must be one of those noblemen who give away their booty to the needy."
"She suits you."
"Just in case you haven't heard, Lady Lara Moneybags has been kidnapped after all. You made an oath to her, Justin."
"Your bones never WORKED because of the humidity. Even so, I managed well."
"[rallying escaped prisoners to his cause] Hey! You are scum! Scum. Because that is what this foolish system of foolish laws has made you. But I say you are more than that. Together we can show them how weak they are. That their pathetic laws are nothing against our swords. [throws a sword] We can make them beg for their lives! If you fight by my side, I promise, those miserable people, who unfairly keep you behind bars, will pay for it. Join me, and I will train you into a fighting machine. Stick with me and you will each have a place in the new kingdom. [kicks over a treasure chest] And wealth beyond your wildest dreams!"
"So, this is Sir Justin. Yes, I would be safe with you. I think daddy was right, Justin, You should go to Law School. But not with me."
"They still do. Just look at the menu. The deep fried pig trotters burger is an adventure. And with the cod liver kebab you're definitely risking your life."
"You got rusty in your beautiful Abbey."
"It's only a crocodile! Come back! [his army nonetheless escapes] Alright, old man. Just you and me, right here, right now. Getting old?"
"[repeated line] Power and style!"
"[at the diner table, before having desert and went home with her mother] Welcome to the circus. Chocolate. Straight."
"Don't get comfortable, boy. The throne is mine. [Justin throws a crown at him, but Heraclio catches it.] Thanks, that also belongs to me. Tomorrow this land will have a new king. Who won't let anything get in his way."
"It's impossible to work with these... these people. Useless, foolishness! That's what happens when you send three charlatans, to do the work of... real soldiers. If you hadn't appeared with that girl, the whole plan would've been ruined. Tomorrow finally my army will march triumphantly into the throne room."
"The boy needs us. Yes, he does. I am one. Divide int more."
"[sweetley] You are."
"Creatures of flames, come out of your lair! Answer my call and help us all!"
"Justin, do you accept the heavy burden that knighthood entails, and swear fidelity to your kingdom? Carry this sword with strength and prepare your heart for kindness. Never use it to do harm or to offend, but use it to defend what is good and just. Receive these strikes and not others, in remembrance of the oath that you have made. Arise, Sir Justin!"
"Power and... You, half-wits, strike the pose. Power and Style! Power and Style! Go on, lads."
"You have to go. But not by yourself. With a wizard and a girl like me on your arm you'll get your princess."
"Oh, great! Now we're lost. Are you blaming me for being lost? Well, who else can I blame? You're the one who got us lost. Why didn't you ask somebody? Who is there to ask in this godforsaken place? A rock, you fool?"
"[fighting Justin] Blucher obviously didn't teach you all his tricks. Face it, you just don't have what it takes."
"And besides, I'll get to meet her. She's divine. Some people just are born stylish."
"[as Justin confronts him over having killed Sir Roland] You're blaming the wrong person for his death. You and I want the same thing. Fight by my side."
"Okay. Telepathically or in person?"
"Ah, I see two waterfalls. Let me use my power. Between the two, I see a dark tower."
"Every Kingdom needs a Hero."
"No, he's fine, because you're still thinking about him. Now tell."
"Don't make yourself comfortable, Sota. You and your half-wit brothers have a busy night tonight."
"[catches Sir Clorex] Are you leaving already? Chicken!"
"What's taking him so long?"
"Justin, I looked for you at the party but... Where are you going?"
"Sir Roland killed 16 dragons. A world record. Some say 15, but they are not counting Balthazar and... But I say, one less dragon is one less dragon."
"She said she was rich."
"I told you he'd be here."
"And to my next trick I need a volunteer, to send him into another dimension."
"No. My son Justin is no longer a child. If I didn't understand that, I'd really lose him."
"In what, bell ringing?"
"Let go of me. Touch me one more time, and we'll see who's in distress. And thank you."
"Do I look like a ferryman?"
"Are you in some kind of trouble? Nothing that I can't deal with myself, Sir Glance-a-lot. Oh, and don't forget to come to our costume night. There are some big prizes."
"Why would he drag her up here?"
"Are you lost?"
"Its weird."
"You need a sidekick?"
"The whole world partied that night, but Sir Justin, simply dined with his true love. And of course they were not alone. We never are. Because up there, in the stars above, all the heroes, past, present and future, look down upon us and smile."
"[repeated twice] Hey, handsome. [whacks her opponent with a metal plate]"
"I promised to dedicate my knighthood to you, and I keep my word. My triumph is also yours."
"Fired? No, I quit!"
"Do you really know me lad?"
"He was my grandfather's... He was... he was my friend."