"[first lines] You might think life is easy for a cute little squirrel with a fluffy tail, but it's not. Sure when kids see you in the park, they go "Aww!". If you're lucky, they give you nuts. If you're unlucky, they are nuts. Being a little guy means everything's out to get you. Bikes, cars, gum. But things got a whole lot better last summer when the nut shop went out of business, and left a lifetime supply of food in the basement. For once, the little guy at the bottom of the food chain came out on top."

"[repeated line] Jackpot."

"You scared us, you cute little guy. Boop."

"[after watching Mr. Feng eat some Cotton Candy] That is a lot of sugar for a little guy."

"I call that one the "Flying Squirrel"."

"It took a lot of clean-up to get rid of LibertyLand, but everyone in town pitched in. Turns out, some humans aren't half bad, sure they're ugly and they've got no fur, but they're not the half bad. So I bet you're wondering if I learned some huge lesson from ail this. Nope! I'm happy to say, I didn't learn a thing. [Andie: Surly!] Okay, fine. I learned that we're better together. When we put aside our differences and work as a team, there's nothing we can't do. Mr. Feng and his friends moved into the park and started exploring more peaceful pursuits. Oh, and one more thing. I learned to appreciate what was right in front of me."

"[to the chipmunks] Does anybody else think that's a good idea?"

"Surly, they've got everyone. The Groundhogs, Mole, even Buddy."

"Rise and shine, people. Today is gonna be a great day."

"[to Surly] This is my feminine charm!"

"[after the Nut Shop explodes] Oh, no! The peanut butter machine was in there! Oh, I can still taste you on my lips."

"[after she was launched into the air] I may not be aerodynamic, but I'm an excellent projectile!"

"[first lines after getting hit by Precious] OK. Someone's gonna pay for that."

"[to Precious] Hey there, Precious. [Precious: Huh? How do you know my name?] Wait you're name is actually Precious? Whoa. My name's Frankie. It's long for Frank."

"[repeated line] DON'T CALL ME CUTE!"

"I'm a weapon of mouse destruction."

"We are in this together!"

"[backstory] We were peaceful and happy, but people called us vermin. They forced us out. They turned our home into a golf course. We hid in the city and vowed to transform from cute and peaceful to armed and dangerous. We trained with the kung fu masters of the Shaolin temple. We grew strong and made sure our home would never be in danger again."

"IF YOU EVER COME BACK TO THE CITY, YOU'RE DEAD!!!"

"[first lines, as he signs a permit] Now that's my favorite thing about being mayor. [spins on his chair and laughs] You get to sign your own permits! [the others clap; Board Member: Hear hear!] Every square inch of this city is generating profits. [holds the Deputy Mayor by the neck with his cane] How else can we skim enough off the top to build ourselves that private golf course? Am I right, people? [he and the others laugh, Board Member: Fore!] But I got a thorn in my side. One part of this city puts nothin' in my pocket. [open the balcony doors] Liberty Park. Nothing but grass and trees sitting on premium city real estate, generates zero profit. And I can't very well charge children to climb trees, now can I? [Deputy Mayor: I'll look into it, sir. A dollar a climb?] No need. [grabs a bottle of champagne and pours it into his glass] I got bigger plans than trees. [laughing]"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, welcome to Liberty Park. I think we call all agree that this boring old park needs a shot in the arm. Behold! LibertyLand! The greatest place on Earth!"

"Who wants a regular old park, when you can have an amusement park?"

"Ooh, some mangy little rodents think they can stop me?"

""Lie-Land"?"

"Time to eat my vegetables. [Chuckles] And by vegetables, I mean ketchup."

"So long, suckers. I hear Canada's nice this time of year."

"[to Surly, who is above the balloon] Oh, I'm gonna mount your head on my wall."

"You destroyed LibertyLand! And now, you're gonna die."

"[to Gunther] I want that Squirrel's head deep fried on a stick!"

"[last words as he gets arrested] Help! I can't go to jail, I'm rich!"

"[repeated line] We're all gonna die!"

"More specifically, you're gonna die."

"The Mayor is gone, the rides are destroyed! We're all gonna… LIIIIVE!!"

"Get Ready. Get Set. Get Nuts!"

"This Summer's Nuttiest Family Adventure."

"Protect Your Nuts. (Surly tagline)"

"Drool Rules. (Precious tagline)"

"Fur-Ever Love. (Precious and Frankie tagline)"