"[to Greg Anderson, Guy Emberton and Death Breath] QUIET!!! As of this instant, you, you and you are de-prefected, placed on absolute final warning and stripped of all your privileges!! Dismissed!"

"However, I will be teaching you malodorous meerkats how to be men! You will learn about women and sex. And if I do my job right, when you leave this class, you will be the kind of man that men envy and the kind of man that women cannot resist."

"Jason Cope as Mr. "Sparerib" Wilson, Eve's husband"

"Genna Blair as Debbie "The Mermaid""

"Julie Summers as Mrs. Milton, Spud's mother"

"Look, Milton, you need to wake up. This school, this is your shot. If you screw this up, you're going to end up like your father. Now, the way I see it, Milton, is that time is running out before Robert Black makes you do something incredibly stupid. But if you and I work together, maybe your future could be saved. Could you think about that, Milton?"

"Josh Goddard as Mad Dog"

"Graham Weir as Mr. "Viking" Richardson"

"Alex McGregor as Christine"

"Laura Santoni as the Librarian"

"Life is so easy when you have the tools."

"Hello, boys. I thought something like this might happen. Do you remember what I said... about the prize? And how you might just get lucky?"

"You are a man of vision, sir."

"Well, are our heroes just too far gone to get over their cheap racist selves, or will they kiss and make up? And if anyone comes across Beast or Boetie, please play along. Do not let them know that they are being filmed or that you know who they are. This is South Africa's own heartbeat reality show, Buddies or Broke."

"Minister, as a reality show, it is going to kick butt, I promise. And more to the point, it's going to work for essay tourism, and it's gonna work for you. Imagine how you're gonna impress the President. You'll be bringing black and white together in our rainbow nation. The most important thing they must not know is they are on television, and they must not know about the reality show."

"Yes, everyone is talking about the madness our two heroes got up to last night on Buddies or Broke. So, by popular demand, and I mean demand, here are the highlights."

"A reality show with these two idiots!! I love it!!"

"Kenneth Nkosi – Beast"

"Tanit Phoenix – Kelsey"

"Leon Schuster – Boetie"

"Alfred Ntombela – Minister Nda"

"Okay, everybody, listen up! We're changing the rules. We're only a few hours away from the end and from now on, this is a race. Two million prize, winner takes all!"

"Trevor Noah – Bookie"

"The final leg to Johannesburg, and the finish line. Let the climax begin!!"

"Ivy Nkutha as Rip's Mother."

"Sheba as Young Duma."

"Bernard Msimang as Rip's Father."

"Hope Davis as Kristin."

"Thokozani Ndaba as Rip's Wife, Melika."

"Campbell Scott as Peter."

"Eamonn Walker as Ripkuna."

"Wright Ngubeni as Rip's Son."

"Anthony, Azaro, Nikita, Sasha and Savannah as Duma."

"Alexander Michaeletos as Xan."

"Adelaide Shabalala as Medicine Woman, Suliwa."