"[Luis and Sam have again accused Alistair of a crime with no proof] You'll have to excuse me. I've heard all of this empty huffing and puffing before."

"[to Alistair] Grampy! (repeated line)"

"[to Ivy] Hi, Mummy! I'm home!"

"It's hard getting a license when you're underage. Plus, I kept forgetting that the states have speed limits. In parts of Europe they don't, you know."

"[Fancy comes to a realization after Alistair's marriage to Theresa] Oh, my God. You're my step-grandmother!""

"[Noah insults Fancy] Oh, go suck an egg."

"[Noah suggests that it would kill Fancy if he were to sleep with Esme] Yes! No! Of course not, you arrogant boar. I couldn't care less who you sleep with, as long as it's not me."

"[to Esme] If you're expecting anything more from Romeo here, I wouldn't get your hopes up. He was just telling me he's not a gigolo."

"'Escort', 'friend', 'tour guide' - they're all euphemisms for 'gigolo', Noah."

"[disgusted by Esme's attitude towards Noah] This is sick! You're taking advantage of a poor schlub who has to help pay his father's mortgage and has to find even more money to help pay his whacked-out sister's therapy fees."

"[Esme can't seem to remember Noah's name] It's Noah! Remember? The ark? All the animals?"

"[Noah insults Fancy] You're a jerkface."

"Oh my God! I think it's the remains of Grace's tomato soup cake!"

"I'm paying you to represent the woman I love, not my wife."

"[prepares to leave Ethan's ICU room] Theresa, why don't you come with me? You don't belong here."

"[Chris has just shot the hitman] [to James] Sorry, sweetheart, the bad man's in heaven now."

"Not even the Internet can save us now!"

"[to Timmy] Do you remind yourself of anyone? I'll give you a hint. He was made of wood by a weirdo named Gepetto."

"What do I have to do to get you to admit what's going on here, Ethan? Walk in on you and Theresa in bed making love? What's she going to tell me then, huh? That she was just fluffing your pillows and just happened to slip underneath you?"

"Theresa, a marriage - I mean, a real marriage, between a man and a woman, isn't about one person's needs. It's about doing selfless sacrifices for one another, no matter how hard it is."

"Lucy Ricardo caused less havoc when she was smuggling cheese back from Europe!"

"What on Earth has you guzzling Martimmies at this time of day - and out of a shaker no less?"

"Blast that interfering next door neighbor of mine, Grace Bennett!"

"I've had enough of the Don King routine, Timmy. Do something with your hair."

"Oh the mortals these days! Using their Internet, email, cell phones, and text messaging, whatever the hell that is..."

"I've lost the only man worth dieting for!"

"[to Whitney] What do you think? If you allow yourself to have feelings for some guy, your arm will just fall off and you'll never play tennis again?"

"Patricia Phoenix - Elsie Tanner"

"Steve McDonald - Simon Gregson"

"Shirin Taylor - Jackie Ingram"

"w:Johnny Briggs - Mike Baldwin"

"Fred Feast - Fred Gee"

"Julie Goodyear - Bet Lynch"

"Alan Howard – Alan Browning"

"Doris Speed – Annie Walker"

"Margot Bryant – Minnie Caldwell"

"Anne Kirkbride – Deirdre Hunt/Barlow"

"Sandra Gough – Irma Ogden"

"Jack Howarth – Albert Tatlock"

"Anne Reid – Valerie Barlow"

"Ken Barlow - William Roache"

"Lynne Carol - Martha Longhurst"

"Violet Carson - Ena Sharples"