First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"See you in Hell!"
"Shake it, baby! (after handing a girl money)"
"Shit happens. (after stepping in alien or dog feces, reference to Forrest Gump or Predator 2)"
"Somebody's gonna freakin' pay for screwin' up my vacation! (after starting "The Birth")"
"Sometimes I even amaze myself. (In reference to Star Wars)"
"Staying alive, staying alive, la. (singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive')"
"Suck it down!"
"Terminated! (after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret 'Freeway' level)"
"This really pisses me off!"
"This is K.T.I.T, K-Tit! Playing the breast-uhh, the best tunes in town."
"That's gonna leave a mark!"
"We meet again, Doctor Jones! (after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging)"
"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?"
"I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!"
"What are you waitin' for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from keyboard for a while) (reference to Christmas)"
"What? There's only one of you?"
"Who wants some? (reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2 after picking up a new weapon)"
"Why so serious, Sam? (encounters Sam's mutilated corpse)"
"Yeah, piece of cake! (says after choosing the easy difficulty setting)"
"Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, from the Die Hard Films]"
"You guys suck!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass - what's the difference? (reference to an Andrew Dice Clay joke)"
"You wanna dance? (after handing a girl money)"
"COME GET SOME!!!"
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy. (Reference to Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales)"
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks. (When Duke travels to the Roman Story)"
"Have you seen my rubber...duckie?"
"Hello? McFly? (Back to the Future reference)"
"Hey! Get your ass out of here and bring me back my chicks! (to a male stripper)"
"I'll blow you a new hole!"
"I'm God's gift to women!"
"I love the smell of bacon in the morning. (Reference to Apocalypse Now and the quote "I love the smell of the napalm in the morning")"
"I make this look good. [Reference to Men in Black]"
"Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe. Reference to Tomb Raiders Lara Croft]"
"Looks like it's TIME TO KILL! (when you 1st start the game) (Reference to Caleb, character of Blood I game by Monolith Productions)"
"My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]"
"I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman! [buying cigarettes from a vending machine]"
"Gimme a Jack and Coke anyday! [buying a soft drink from a vending machine]"
"Suck my boom stick! (After killing an enemy with a shotgun. Reference to the Evil Dead series.)"
"The bigger they are, the more they bleed!"
"…and I thought cigars smelled bad!"
"There's a new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent when in the western story)"
"You'll make a great belt. (after killing a lizard)"
"Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in! [Reference to the "Three Little Pigs"]"
"Rubba-dub-dub. Get out of the tub."
"It's locked, and I'm an ass kicker not a safe cracker."
"Mmmm! Who wants bacon and eggs? (after killing Pig Cops)"
"So much for the new boots...Has anyone seen Mr. Hankey? (after jumping down a well in the Western story) [Reference to South Park and the character Mr. Hankey from the episode "The Christmas Poo" ]"
"I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! (when facing the Alien Queen)"