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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"The game is up"
"Mike Judge - Donnagon Giggles (the father of Gary & Gerti)"
"Matt O'Leary - Gary Giggles, Carmen's love interest"
"Emily Osment - Gerti Giggles, Gary's younger sister"
"Cheech Marin - Felix Gumm"
"Diane Keaton - Daphne"
"Dog/Wolf voices"
"Danny DeVito - Rocks"
"Olympia Dukakis - Rosie"
"Charles Barkley - himself"
"Kirstie Alley - Mollie Ubriacco"
"David Gallagher - Michael "Mikey" Ubriacco"
"John Travolta - James Ubriacco"
"Tabitha Lupien - Julie Ubriacco"
"Mel Brooks as Mr. Toilet Man"
"Look, they're gonna know my wife put me in this suit. It's the color of poo."
"Lysette Anthony - Samantha"
"When he gets nervous, he gets completely honest. That is a major business liability."
"Gilbert Gottfried as Joey"
"Bruce Willis as Mikey Ubriacco"
"Twink Caplan as Rona"
"Roseanne Barr as Julie Ubriacco"
"Damon Wayans as Eddie"
"George Segal - Albert"
"Elias Koteas as Stuart Jensen"
"Emmett Shoemaker as Edward"
"Devon Alan as Max"
"Scotty Cox as Andrew"
"Eric Jacobs as Jack"
"Deborah Van Valkenburgh as Mary Conant"
"Dan Byrd as Paul"
"John Travolta as James Ubriacco"
"Travis Charitan as Cody"
"Skye McCole Bartusiak as Young Charlie McGee"
"John Dennis Johnston as Joel Lowen"
"Danny Nucci as Vincent Sforza"
"Darnell Williams as Gil"
"Malcolm McDowell as John Rainbird"
"Ron Perkins as Special Agent Pruitt"
"Kirstie Alley as Mollie Ubriacco"
"Dennis Hopper as James Richardson"
"[sitting on street bench] More than I, if truth were told, / Have stood and sweated hot and cold, / And through their reins in ice and fire / Fear contended with desire. Agued once like me were they / I like them shall win my way / Lastly to the bed of mould / Where there's neither heat nor cold. But from my grave across my brow / Plays no wind of healing now, / And fire and ice within me fight / Beneath the suffocating night."
"You're about to get everything you've always wanted. I feel sorry for you."
"Marguerite Moreau as Charlene "Charlie" McGee"
"Olympia Dukakis as Rosie Jensen"
"Molly Shannon as Heather Darcy"
"Snoop Dogg as Ja'Marcus"
"Tyler Posey as David"
"Mac Miller as D'Andre"
"Shad Moss aka Bow Wow as Eric"