"Rodrick, I've lived in this house for 10 years. I've locked that door 10,000 times because sometimes it's my only moment of privacy of the day. I know there was a lock on that door."

"[enters Greg's room; sternly to Greg] Greg. Two words: Bathroom… door."

"Zachary Gordon - Greg Heffley"

"What did I say about being civil to one another?! That's all I asked of you! [as time passes] Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed. Everyone we know was there. [emotionally] I have no idea how I'm gonna write my column this week. I feel like a complete fraud!"

"[bitterly to Greg] You're my brother. But you'll never be my friend."

"[running with Greg's diary] "I can't believe my luck! I finally have Holly all to myself without Chirag, or anyone else!""

"Devon Bostick - Rodrick Heffley"

"Oh, honey, hi! Remember when we were young like this? And we used to dance and go to parties and stuff like that?"

"[to Greg] This "Mom Bucks" thing is a gold mine muchacho. Better not ruin it for me."

"Robert Capron - Rowley Jefferson"

"[to Greg as he threatens to call mom] REMINDER! You can't call if you're dead."

"Rachael Harris - Susan Heffley"

"Steve Zahn - Frank Heffley"

"James Spader as Ultron"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury"

"Stellan Skarsgård as Erik Selvig"

"Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter"

"Idris Elba as Heimdall"

"Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver"

"Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch"

"Paul Bettany as J.A.R.V.I.S. and Vision"

"Don Cheadle as James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine"

"Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America"

"Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow"

"Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill"

"Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton / Hawkeye"

"Ultron's pain is very, very real to me. He can't control the way his pain makes him behave. And I can relate to that."

"Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man"

"Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson / Falcon"

"Chris Hemsworth as Thor"

"For over 30 years, Pietro and Wanda Maximoff were a pair of Romani and Jewish twins who were born with powers, whose parents met in Auschwitz. The movie changed them into a pair of white twins who received their powers from getting experimented on by Nazis — in the comics, at least, they didn’t volunteer and they got their powers from a non-Nazi scientist, instead. Remember that when you go into this movie (if you do). This movie transformed two superheroes who were part of two marginalized groups and whose backgrounds had major origins in the Holocaust, to two more white superheroes who willingly ally themselves with the Nazis. Think about that. Remember that."

"Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner / Hulk"

"It's another time. It's another world. And another has been chosen."

"Thomas Jane - Nemo"

"Vincent Castellanos - Spider Monkey"

"Tracey Ellis - Sybil"

"Thuy Trang - Kali"

"Richard Brooks - Judah Earl"

"Iggy Pop - Curve"

"There will be another."

"Ian Dury - Noah"

"If you give up now, we won't be together."

"[Flashback of Ashe and Danny's murder] Stop wasting your breath, Angelito. There's nobody out there listening!"

"Vincent Perez - Ashe Corven"

"Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?"