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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker"
"Joonas Suotamo as Chewbacca"
"Adam Driver as Kylo Ren/Ben Solo"
"Montezuma got his revenge. Now it's the Pink Panther's turn!"
"Inspector Clouseau is back...and he's a bigger fool than anyone gives him the credits for."
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies..."
"Alfie Bass - Fernet"
"Sue Lloyd - Claude Russo"
"Douglas Wilmer - Police Commissioner"
"Graham Stark - Prof. Auguste Balls"
"André Maranne - Sgt. François Chevalier"
"Paul Stewart - Julio Scallini"
"Andrew Sachs - Hercule Poirot"
"Ferdy Mayne - Dr. Paul Laprone"
"Robert Webber - Philippe Douvier"
"Herbert Lom - Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"
"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"
"Tony Beckley - Guy Algo"
"Dyan Cannon - Simone Legree"
"Julian Orchard - Hospital Clerk"
"Valerie Leon - Tanya"
"Robert Loggia - Al Marchione"
"Special delivery: a beumb. Were you expecting one? A BEUMB!? AAAAAHAHOWWWWWW!!!"
"I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!"
"Ohhhh...Sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chest/Drink to the devils and done for the rums/Hoooooooooooooooo!"
"John Bluthal - Guard at Cemetery"
"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"
"Ed Parker - Mr. Chong"
"The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore."
"Rita Webb - Woman at Window"
"Adrienne Corri - Therese Douvier"
"Ragbir Sraan - Arab Sheikh"
"Henry McGee - Officer Bardot"
"Frank Welker (voice) - the Gopher"
"Bibi Osterwald - Mrs. Pierpont"
"Chynna Phillips - Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young"
"Brian McNamara - Todd Young"
"Paul Bartel - Mr. Jamison"
"Anthony Mockus Sr. - Mr. Pierpont"
"Jonathan Silverman - Harry"
"Dina Merrill - Cynthia Young"
"Marsha Warfield - Royette Tyler"
"Robert Stack - Chandler Young"
"Randy Quaid - Peter Blunt"
"Dan Aykroyd - Captain Tom Everett"
"Jackie Mason - Jack Hartounian"
"I won't be a caddy all my life, I'm going to carwash school in the fall."
"We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too."
"The shack is back!"
"Chevy Chase - Ty Webb"