"[Voice-over] I've been training since I was twelve. Knives, guns, throwing stars. You name it, and I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner. Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die."

"Macy Gray as Lashandra Davis"

"Dale Dickey as Edna Fender"

"[Voice-over] That night, my coin was tossed. Heads, you live. Tails, you die. 50/50 chance. Life or death. This ain't Sunset Boulevard. My destiny was life. Life as a bounty hunter."

"[Voice-over] If you think America is dirtbag central, clearly you've never been to the skeeze nation of our queen mother."

"[Voice-over] I could feel the blood coursing through my veins. Shotgun in hand, kicking down a door and wondering if there was heavy firepower on the other side."

"Put your fucking weapon down!"

"[Voiceover] That's Ed Moseby, the most legendary bounty hunter in all of Los Angeles. He's my boss, my mentor, the father I never had."

"Keira Knightley as Domino Harvey"

"Listen to me... bitch. I don't think you know who the fuck you are dealing with."

"If you're wondering what's true and what isn't, fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business!"

"[Voiceover] Nobody really knows where Ed came from. This much is clear, the man's been places, seen things, lived life. He did a term in Soledad and a term in Angola where he lost a toe during a prison riot. The man's a warrior."

"I saved her... And when she is older, a woman named Domino will tell her that there is only one conclusion to every story... We all fall down."

"[Voice-over] I decided to never invest too much emotion in one thing. It's always a set-up to the pain of losing them."

"[Voiceover] I've never killed anyone. I hope to never kill anyone, even if they deserve it. My agenda is to kick ass and secure the bounty. If I'm on this side of the law I can live the low life and avoid jail. I can live nasty and not do time for it. That's called the best of both worlds. As for that other world, that 90210 world, it's not for me."

"[Voiceover] Beverly Hills High for a spell, but it didn't work out. I hated them. I hated them all. College was even worse. Mum convinced me to join a sorority. It was all fun and games at first. Then the hazing started."

"[Voice-over] Choco grew up on the streets of Venezuela. When he was four years old, he stabbed another kid in the eyeball with a pencil."

"[Voice-over] There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul."

"[Voiceover] She decided to sock me and my goldfish Sammy away in boarding school. A week later, Sammy died. It was a pivotal moment in my life. I decided to never invest too much emotion in one thing. It's always a set-up to the pain of losing them."

"[Voiceover] You're probably wondering how a girl like me arrived here, at the arse end of the Nevada desert with a blood-spattered Winnebago and a one-armed man."

"[Voice-over] When I was a little girl my father told me that if you weren't careful you could lose everything you've ever earned in life in a split second. You have to know when to cash out."

"Lew Temple as Locus Fender"

"[Voice-over] God created me in his image. I guess he had a thing for models."

"Mickey Rourke as Ed Moseby"

"Delroy Lindo as Claremont Williams"

"[Voiceover] That's my best friend. His name is Choco. He's always fancied me, but too shy to ever do anything about it."

"Mo'Nique as Lateesha Rodriguez"

"Joseph Nunez as Raul Chavez (as Joseph Nunez)"

"Ian Ziering as Ian Ziering"

"[Narrates] My name is Domino Harvey. I am a bounty hunter. You're probably wondering how a girl like me arrived here. What I say will determine whether or not I spend the rest of my life in prison. Let's start at the beginning."

"[Voiceover] That's our driver Alf. He's from Afghanistan. He once ate a cat. We can't understand how to pronounce his fucking name so we just call him the cat eating alien."

"Brian Austin Green as Brian Austin Green"

"[Voiceover] After Dad passed on, my mum's agenda was to hit the town and find another husband with a boatload of cash."

"Bill Farmer - Pluto"

"Russi Taylor - Minnie Mouse"

"Diane Michelle - Daisy Duck"

"Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Frankenollie"

"Wayne Allwine - Mickey Mouse"

"Frank Welker - Figaro"

"Jim Cummings - Julius"

"Charlotte Maggi as Sam"

"Rhian Rees as The Queen"

"Cary Elwes as The King"

"Elise Duffy as Milius"

"Ingvar Sigurðsson as Hagen"

"Alfonso Herrera as Cassius"

"Sky Yang as Aris"

"Stella Grace Fitzgerald as Princess Issa"

"Anthony Hopkins as Jimmy (voice)"