"Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."

"[calling the restaurant] Hello, L'Idiot? Yes, I'd like to make reservations for two for Friday. Saturday? Sunday? Ah good. Eight-thirty. Five-thirty or ten-thirty? Um, five-thirty. Visa... I'm a weatherman... yes, I'm on TV! Renting... I just sold a condo... yes, in this "soft market"... well, I don't see how that's any of your... the low fifties."

"I've been thinking about myself and I think I can become the kind of person that's worth you staying for. First of all, I'm a man who can cry. Now it's true, it's usually when I've hurt myself, but it's a start."

"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

"Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, "Hey... life is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much." Of course I'm paraphrasing: "Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.""

"Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"

"Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time."

"Kim Darby - Linda"

"Bud Cort - Elliot - Coxswain"

"Bruce Davison - Simon"

"[on the phone in jail] Dad, what do you mean "Simon Who?" Yeah. Good. How's mom? Good. Got arrested. Yeah, jail. Uh. Well, yes, well, uh, if, well, it has been growing for two months, I mean, it's gotta be longer, right? Well, some people have bad associations when they see long hair, and some have them when they see long Cadillacs. Oh, I solved my identity crisis. Yeah. Hey, lemme - I'll - I'll call you later, OK? Bye-bye."

"Kristin Van Buren - Girl in Filing Room"

"Greta Pope - Song Leader"

"Bob Balaban - Elliott"

"Tom Foral - The Coach"

"Murray MacLeod - George"

"Susan Sarandon — Queen Narissa"

"Rachel Covey — Morgan Philip"

"Timothy Spall — Nathaniel"

"Idina Menzel — Nancy Tremaine"

"James Marsden — Prince Edward"

"Patrick Dempsey — Robert Philip"

"Amy Adams — Giselle"

"A new Disney classic with a twist."

"He's not just dreamy. He's Prince Charming."

"He's a prince with a chip on his shoulder."

"Real men wear tights."

"What's your poison?"

"Welcome to the real world... princess."

"This fairytale princess is about to meet a real Prince Charming."

"The real world and the animated world collide."

"Nancy Tremaine: (after her cellphone rings in Andalasia) Wow, really good reception here!"

"Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?"

"Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!"

"[last words] How about this? "And they all lived happily ever after." Well, at least I did. [starts laughing maniacally, not knowing that Pip is standing on one of her horns and makes her lose her grip] What?! Oh! [accidentally drops Robert, who is momentarily saved by Giselle throwing a sword into his sleeve, before she falls] AAAAAH!!! SPECIOSUS FORMOSUS...!!! Ow! AAAAAAAH!!!"

"You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... [whispers] She'll be dead."

"Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"

"You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!"

"[she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car] Hello, worthless. Miss me?"

"Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSELF!!!"

"Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!"

"[Nathaniel: Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?] To a place where there no happily ever afters."

"[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time] So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!"

"(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants."

"(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!"

"I'm handsome even when I sleep?"