"[to Schumacher] I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives."

"Marcel Dalio - Robert de la Cheyniest"

"Throughout the entire last part of The Rules of the Game the camera acts like an invisible guest wandering about the salon and the corridors with a certain curiosity, but without any more advantage than its invisibility. The camera is not noticeably any more mobile than a man would be (if one grants that people run about quite a bit in this château). And the camera even gets trapped in a corner, where it is forced to watch the action from a fixed position, unable to move without revealing its presence and inhibiting the protagonists. This sort of personification of the camera accounts for the extraordinary quality of this long sequence. It is not striking because of the script or the acting, but as a result of Renoir’s half amused, half anxious way of observing the action.No one has grasped the true nature of the screen better than Renoir; no one has successfully rid it of the equivocal analogies with painting and the theater. Plastically the screen is most often made to conform to the limits of a canvas, and dramatically it is modeled after the stage. With these two traditional references in mind, directors tend to conceive their images as boxed within a rectangle as do the painter and the stage director. Renoir on the other hand, understands that the screen is not a simple rectangle but rather the homothetic surface of the viewfinder of his camera. It is the very opposite of a frame. The screen is a mask whose function is no less to hide reality than to reveal it."

"That's also part of the times, today everyone lies."

"Liam Neeson as a History Network anchor"

"John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson"

"Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor"

"Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds"

"Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor"

"Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor"

"Jim Carrey as Scott Riles, Canadian News anchor"

"Marion Cotillard as a Quebec News Anchor"

"Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor"

"Josh Lawson as Kench Allenby"

"Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy"

"Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen"

"Greg Kinnear as Gary"

"Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken"

"Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday"

"Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth"

"Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp"

"Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy"

"Meagan Good as Linda Jackson"

"Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor"

"James Marsden as Jack Lime"

"Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan"

"David Koechner as Champ Kind"

"Kristen Wiig as Chani"

"I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay."

"They call bats, "Chicken of the cave.""

"CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry."

"The greatest city in the history of the Earth."

"It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go."

"I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong."

"Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny."

"You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego."

"If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it."

"I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me."

"Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub."

"I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?"

"Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy"

"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!"

"By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!"

"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable."

"Steve Carell as Brick Tamland"

"Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana"

"Bill Maher - Himself"

"Chris Matthews - Himself"

"Willie Nelson - Himself"

"Larry King - Himself"