""Sounds like yer nervous about that ghosty guy being here. Hopefully his money is realer than he is." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)"

""Pipe down, Gary. I'm tryin' to figure out the best way to line me pockets with all that's goin' on." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)"

""Don't know what ya makin' a racket for, Gary, but I'll tell ya, I won a lot of booty in that battle." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)"

""Being here must be gettin' to me. I'm tryin' to talk to a snail." (first encounter)"

""Gary? What in King Neptune's trident sharpener are you doing here?" (first encounter)"

""Neptune's trident! It was bad enough that I forgot myself, but I forgot about me money as well!" (When being unlocked)"

""Oh! Boo hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. This really is the world's smallest violin. See?" (battling Squidward)"

""When all this is over, it'll be back to the Chum Bucket with ya, Plankton." (battling Mecha-Plankton)"

""Breathe on your own time. I'm payin' ya to go into battle!" (battling Patrick)"

""What the devil fish is going on here, SpongeBob?!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""Yer about to learn how I got the nickname, "Armor abs Krabs" in me old navy days. (battling the player)"

""Look at these mighty claws. I'm undefeated at the Secret Anchor Arm Wrestling club." (battling the player)"

""I'm back here? I guess beating the bad guy isn't all it's cracked up to be." (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""This thing had better work!" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

""Mr. Krabs, listen. I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know when I'm talking about when I say you are completely out of your mind!" (encountering Mr. Krabs)"

""How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know." (encountering Mecha-Plankton)"

""I guess punching a clock at the Krusty Krab all those years finally came in handy." (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""You could have said this at the beginning, you know." (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

"Well, it's about time..." (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"

""Frankly, I'd rather be taking my bath." (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

""The bad guy cheated. Surprise!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"

""I've had enough of this fighting, I'll have you know." (Rematch with Clockwork)"

""If time heals all wounds, then why'd that hurt so much?" (After being defeated by Clockwork)"

""Oh great. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in the universe with a crazy clock ghost. Fabulous." (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

""I like a good rampage as much as the next person, but isn't it time to stop all this? Come back to the Stardial and you'll be cured. Then the rest of us can get on with our lives." (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""For crying out loud, must I beat all the evil forces around here?" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

""Aren't there any nice ghosts out there?" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""Oh great, another villain trying to keep me from home. You saw what I did to the last one, right?" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""What do you want? What's with the makeover?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""Hmmm... I suppose. But a little heads up next time would be nice" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

""Wait a minute! You knew that was a clone and sent me anyway?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""Somehow, living next door to SpongeBob doesn't seem so bad now." (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""I'm the winner! See my prize!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""If you think I'm afraid if you after all this, you're sorely mistaken." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""Well, I hope you're ready to say you're sorry." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""I hate to remind you, but trying to control everyone's mind is still pretty evil, you know." (Reminding Vlad that the events of the Campaign happened all because of him)"

""You expect me to believe that?" (Reminding Vlad of his evil plot)"

""I saw you blow everything up, and now you're saying you wanted to stop it? This I gotta hear." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

""You think I had a choice? Destroying the universe is serious!" (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

""I can't be trapped.. I saved the universe! There's probably a parade just waiting for me back home." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

""You have some nerve being here after everything that's happened." (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Why do I get the feeling it's not over yet." (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

""That's what you get for separating me from my self-portraits and trying to destroy the universe! Now I demand you send me home at once!" (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""You don't seem like a very good planner if you ask me..." (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""No more doomsday machine for you. You might as well give up." (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""If you're going to deliver a speech like that, make sure your audience has a chair." (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""If you wouldn't keep trying to destroy everything, we could avoid all this!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

""Um, isn't this about the time someone pulls me out of this?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Serves you right. Now, I demand you cease and desist on your evil scheme, and send me home immediately!" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""My 492 self-portraits are counting on me." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"