Role Playing Video Games

"Aw dont tell me you're gonna cry."

"Didn't even get a decent scream outta him!"

"Wama ootu jaku rutupawa, du bamba wula."

"Puta hasa."

"La kuo touw yoko jerou ta."

"Nee, sta ka meuh!"

"Let's go rob a nice, climate-controlled bank."

"Ah, must be great, having faith in people. All this emotion is making me thirsty. Let's go find a place with shiny lights and an open bar."

"Don't listen to him- he's just making sure you shoot me first if things go south."

"If you want me to steal your starship, remain unconscious."

"If I sell you out, it's going to be to that guy."

"You win some, you lose some. You just... lost some."

"Thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears."

"You know I could get used to this. Peace, quiet, total lack of Gault..."

"We never go anywhere fun!"

"I negotiated with his face."

"If at first you don't succeed, reload."

"Are we dead yet-Oh goodness we won."

"That looked like it hurt."

"I have an excellent sabacc face. That was a joke, I hate sabacc."

"You think that's bad? You should see my other personality."

"With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently"

"Lady, consider yourself a former member of the living."

"Just show me where the fun is."

"Murder and mayhem await."

"I don't care [...] I still don't bloody well care."

"Less talk, more blood."

"I think I got to know him real well... or maybe I killed him. Or both. I don't remember."

"More nerfs to the slaughter!"

"I didn't lose you."

"How's it going, my lord?"

"Hey, captain oblivious. Boo!"

"Towers ought to be towering. I approve."

"(with low health) "The Galaxy is about to be down one cute Twi'lek...""

"Alright! Back to Sith business. Grr."

"Don't get any twisted ideas in that Sithy head of yours!"

"(to the player) "Um, sorry to interrupt. You--you're not really going to slaughter us, are you?""

"Sir, I must inform you that with the energy boosts, my armor and shielding will be impenetrable with your weaponry. But worry not, I'm sure a soldier of your caliber can find a solution. Good luck, sir! *starts firing missiles and lasers*"

"(after repeatedly clicking on him) "Do not worry, master! My armor is impenetrable to your touch, no matter how repetitive!""

"Player confronts a pirate over a stolen piece of an Imperial code machine*"

"I heal you with Jedi powers!"

"What? You done with me?"

"Blackthorn: My lord, the Avatar has arrived in Britannia, and has easily been dispatched by my wyrmguard. The Guardian: Do not be so sure. The meddlesome champion of Virtue is not so easily defeated. Blackthorn: Of course, my lord. But I ask you, where is he now? The mirror of darkness would reveal Lord British's lackey. If he lives— The Guardian: The Avatar has been teleported to a place hidden from the mirror's sight. Our... virtuous paragon could only have been taken to Stonegate... and by one of great power. Blackthorn: Shall I reduce Stonegate to a cinder, my lord? The Guardian: No. I want the champion of Britannia to see what has become of the land and its people. I want to feel his rage burn as he sees what I have done to Britannia. You are to keep the Avatar occupied while I complete my plan for Britannia's conquest. What remains is yours when I am finished. Now leave me. Blackthorn: Yes, my lord. (leaves) The Guardian: (to himself) Blackthorn... you are indeed a fool to want Britannia once I have finished with it."

"Prisoner in Castle British dungeon: "Shamino, speak up man!""

"Prisoner in Castle British dungeon: "He is Lord British, let him go!""

"Pyros: For what pathetic reason have you summoned me, mortal?"

"The Avatar: Taste mine cold steel, Trapper!"

"Shamino: (when the player clicks repeatedly on a cat) Bloody cats!"

"Iolo: Why couldn't have Lord British sent us to Daisy Isle, instead?"

"Shamino: (while looking in a mirror) Thou art dung, Dupre."