"All right, all right! This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! Do I hear the sound of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!"

"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"

"Folake Olowofoyeku as Minerva Jefferson, a hip-hop artist turned racer"

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"Nine drivers remain as we enter the Deadlands. Frankenstein, Connor Gibson and Gipsy Rose lead the pack. Buckle up, bitches. The asphalt is running red, and we're just getting warmed up. Stage two: the Deadlands."

"Zany Janey, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, placed second in 1998 and led in last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janey better luck this year."

"Vince Trankina as Lieutenant Fury"

"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"

"My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the World Crash of '79 to serve you as best I could. Never before in history have masses forgone all comfort, so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege. And now, my children, the drivers are ready. The world is waiting. Once more, I give you what you want."

"Bill Morey as Deacon"

"Helen Loris as Dr. Creamer, ABE's programmer"

"Yancy Butler as Alexis Hamilton, a former network producer who leads a resistance group"

"Sebastian Llosa as Steve, a civilian who watches the Death Race in VR through Annie's POV"

"Sandy McCallum as Mr. President"

"Shanna Olson as Grace Tickle, the female Death Race commentator and interviewer"

"Burt Grinstead as Jed Perfectus, a genetically engineered athlete who sees himself as the perfect driver"

"Leslie Shaw as Eve Rocket, Perfectus' proxy"

"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"

"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"

"Anessa Ramsey as Tammy "The Terrorist", a religious cult leader"

"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"

"D.C. Douglas as ABE (voice), an evil, AI-controlled, self-driving race car"

"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"

"Velizar Peev - Nazi Bastard"

"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""

"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"

"Carle Bensen as Harold (race announcer)"

"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"

"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"Darla McDonell as Rhonda Bainbridge"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"

"Louisa Moritz as Myra (Joe's navigator)"

"Jack Favorite as Henry"

"Roger Rook as Radio Operator"

"Mary Woronov as Jane "Calamity Jane" Kelly"

"Roberta Collins as Matilda "The Hun""

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Cameron Jack - the Warden"

"Velislav Pavlov - "Frankenstein""

"Martin Kove as Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonagan"

"Cassie Clare - Bexie"

"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""

"Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith (Frankenstein's navigator)"

"David Carradine as "Frankenstein""

"Sylvester Stallone as Joe "Machine Gun" Viterbo"

"Lucy Aarden - Carley"