"I said, "I don't know her, I just met her tonight." And Ad-Rock started hiding everything in sight. D pulled me over, said, "Hide your gold. The girl is crafty like ice is cold.""

"I keep a pistol in my pocket, so you better be cautious. Fly around the world, but it makes me nauseous."

"Got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda. You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda."

"I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back. My teacher had beef, so I gave her a smack. She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler. Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler."

"Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell. I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell."

"(Girls!) To do the dishes, (Girls!) to clean up my room. (Girls!) To do the laundry, (Girls!) and in the bathroom. (Girls!) That's all I really want is girls."

"Your pop's caught you smokin', man, he says, "No way!" That hypocrite smokes two packs a day. Man, livin' at home is such a drag. Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted).You gotta fight for your right To party!"

"Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear. I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair. Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, Mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys!"

"Another plane, another train, another bottle in the brain. Another girl, another fight, another drive all night."

"Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy. His name was MCA, I said "Howdy," he said, "Hi.""

"Now my name is MCA, I've got a license to kill (Yeah) I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill (Yeah) Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer? (Uh-huh) I run this land, you understand? I've made myself clear?"

"Because you're pud-slappin', ball-flappin', got that ju-ice. My name's Mike D, and I can do that Jerry Lewis."

"Pistol packin', Monkey drinkin', no money bum. I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from."

"We got the bottle, you got the cup, Come on everybody let's get fff...up!"

"Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float, My man M.C.A.'s got a beard like a billy goat."

"The Patty Duke Show, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango, Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mango."

"Running from the law, the press, and the parents. [Is your name Michael Diamond?] No, mine's Clarence."

"Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless, Sometimes drunk, and he's always phoneless."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg."

"Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm getting pushed. Don't step to me 'cause you could be getting mushed."

"People always asking, "What's the phenomenon?" "Yo, what's up?" "Yo, what's goin' on?" No one really knows what I'm talkin' about. And yeah, that's right, my name's Yauch..."